No, nothing like that. It'll should be wild though. I mean, after all, I am marrying two people!

Make sure you practice and get down what you are going to do to a tee without having to look at shit. I knew a couple that got married by a "wild friend" and it was the absolute worst wedding I have been to by a long shot. He was terrible. Didn't know what to do or say half the time and his jokes were idiotic.

Bro, I'm a fucking professional.

If you are internet ordained, there is nothing professional about you :lol:

Well, other than that. Fuck it.

he works for the state, that doesnt make him professional.

I had a real job once.

No, that makes him a pro slacker. Just like the rest of us gov workers. LOL

You have no idea.

Forgot to update this. I hired a lawyer, got it moved to a different court system and was able to plead it down to 70 in a 55 and the reckless was dropped. Total cost $700 (including fines and lawyer). Best part is it never transferred to TN so my record is still clean. Not sure what it looks like in NC but I figure if they wanted to pull my DL there they would have told me.

Haven't really ridden much since then other the around town. Just put a deposit down on an NC700x. Time to do some touring.