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defector 03-22-2011 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 458371)
When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

As the future king, I can get behind this...

dReWpY 03-22-2011 05:47 PM

my gf has one:
gay
if it was turbo, fine
if it was allwheel drive fine
its neither, thus sucks as a "sports" car

marko138 03-22-2011 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 458431)
my gf has one:
gay
if it was turbo, fine
if it was allwheel drive fine
its neither, thus sucks as a "sports" car

All still gay.

Cutty72 03-22-2011 07:31 PM

Gay was my drive home from work.
30 miles. Rain, sleet, snow, hail, thunder, lightning, icy roads and 30+ mph winds...

This is bullshit.

Trip 03-22-2011 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 458371)
When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.

tommymac 03-22-2011 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 458444)
When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.

Need your enforcer to help?

Trip 03-22-2011 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 458446)
Need your enforcer to help?

definitely

LeeNetworX 03-23-2011 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 458371)
When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...

Dave 03-23-2011 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 458444)
When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.

I place an extremely low value on human life and would make an excellent head of secret police

Promise I won't try to kill you

Promise

...

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX (Post 458516)
I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...

Harvard

tommymac 03-23-2011 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 458457)
definitely

Cool, can we throw derf in an oven first :lol:


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