My tv remote, a blanket, and a half drank bottle of Magic Hat Old Number 9 Pale Ale.

Looks like im duel weilding a tv remote and a broken bottle... :lol: yea im fucked.

A container of Clorox disinfectant wipes....
The person cleaning up my mangled corpse will have an easier time of it...

At least you can throw a pinch of Skoal in their eyes, that shit burns! It'll at least give you time to run so you can die tired :lol:

My daughter's .22 target rifle, she just brought it home from school to clean it and it's to the left of my screen! Zombies beware!

Hmmm...

Closest thing at hand is a calculator.

I shall have to divide, and conquer.

JC

I got my shotgun app

A case of beer. I will be happy at least.

For 2 seconds, lol.

Epiphone Firebird, and Roland D-70.

The zombie apocalypse will at least have a soundtrack.

Let's hope music really does soothe the savage beast.

Dude, that fucking Firebird is huge, you could easily knock a zombies' head off with that thing.

JC