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RACER X 11-06-2011 03:41 PM

pruis luv
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVdMy...layer_embedded

Trip 11-06-2011 05:43 PM

where was this at? Any backstory where you got this video from? I want to beat this lady with a bat.

Riceaholic 11-06-2011 06:28 PM

How did he not just floor the gas 2 seconds after she started talking? I don't think I could have resisted.

I would have lit at least 7 cigarettes too...

Particle Man 11-06-2011 06:36 PM

Shoulda farted. Loudly.

Hydrant 11-06-2011 08:55 PM

I think I would of had to throw a weight joke in there just for shits and giggles.

Hydrant 11-06-2011 08:58 PM

This commercial is great. Except for the electric cars at the end.

Gas powered everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0sCCJFkEbE

shmike 11-06-2011 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riceaholic (Post 497787)
How did he not just floor the gas 2 seconds after she started talking? I don't think I could have resisted.

I would have lit at least 7 cigarettes too...

That was my first thought.

Powerbrake.

Gas Man 11-06-2011 10:22 PM

What a dumb cunt!!!

Captain Morgan 11-06-2011 11:04 PM

Yup, I definitely would have revved it. "What? I can't hear you!" Also, when she complained about being inconsiderate and not thinking of others, I would have told her that I have rights, too. What makes her think that her rights are better than mine?

pauldun170 11-06-2011 11:25 PM

If only


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfvJAIR-45s

or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpcZZ...eature=related

pauldun170 11-06-2011 11:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IByCZSJUt8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxj...eature=related

Homeslice 11-07-2011 12:00 AM

What kind of parking lot is this? Looks like an empty church in some podunk town. They have enough room to park at opposite sides if they wanted to.

Dave 11-07-2011 07:12 AM

he needed to tell her that shes an inconsiderate piece of shit for being so fat and hideous and that if she truly gave a shit about the environment (instead of using it as a pathetic attempt at making her feel better about herself) she'd be driving a fucking diesel rabbit.

dubbs 11-07-2011 12:45 PM

That guy is fucked up.. no reason for that bull shit.:wtfru:

azoomm 11-07-2011 08:43 PM

Should have... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWFdz...e_gdata_player

Rangerscott 11-07-2011 08:59 PM

Was on another forum and a guy called her a food guzzler. :lol

Particle Man 11-07-2011 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 497955)
Was on another forum and a guy called her a food guzzler. :lol

Hopefully that's all she gets to guzzle.


*vomit*

Hydrant 11-07-2011 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubbs (Post 497896)
That guy is fucked up.. no reason for that bull shit.:wtfru:




Agreed.


I took the valve stems out of a guys tire for doing that to me in a neighborhood I was riding my bicycle in.

OneSickPsycho 11-08-2011 08:34 AM

That's awesome... There was a holier than thou bicycle guy on the Florida sportbike forum I used to be on... he was a fucking douche. Granted, these people have done nothing wrong, but at least one of them was probably a douche. A little collateral damage is sometimes worth it.


As for this chick... I would have revved that shit up and smoked her ass, literally.

defector 11-08-2011 09:08 AM

After watching this broad, it appears South Park was pretty accurate with their depiction of Prius owners.

shmike 11-08-2011 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector (Post 498002)
After watching this broad, it appears South Park was pretty accurate with their depiction of Prius owners.

South Park is probably the most truthful / accurate show on TV.

Homeslice 11-08-2011 12:10 PM

So parents be honest, what age is appropriate to watch South Park ?

azoomm 11-08-2011 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 498036)
So parents be honest, what age is appropriate to watch South Park ?

Birth

pauldun170 11-08-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 498036)
So parents be honest, what age is appropriate to watch South Park ?

If they can drive to a friends house to watch south park, then they are allowed to watch it.
If they are not old enough to get in a getaway car and drive away..then


I don't know.
We're "those" parents.
We don't even let them watch spongebob or any of that crap.

shmike 11-08-2011 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 498047)
I don't know.
We're "those" parents.
We don't even let them watch spongebob or any of that crap.

Do your kids watch any TV?

If so, what?

Homeslice 11-08-2011 01:19 PM

Seems parents protect their kids from nudity/sex, but turn a blind eye to South Park......and I don't get it. In one episode of South Park, a kid could hear 50 different "controversial" things, but a boob is just a boob. If your goal as a parent is to avoid getting pestered with questions, I'll take the boob --- it's only going to generate 1 or 2 questions, not 50.

RACER X 11-08-2011 01:41 PM

april and charlie, don't get to watch spongebob and esp. not southpark

a's fav show is scooby, smurfs, tom-n-jerry, old skool stuff
C likes thomas the train....

new cartoons are strange.

but they watch maybe 1hr of tv a day.

pauldun170 11-08-2011 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmike (Post 498053)
Do your kids watch any TV?

If so, what?

Have a 6 and a 3.5 year old.

My wife will let them watch phineas and ferb and in the past its been things like wonder pets, dora...a few select shows on Nick jr. At most an hour at a shot (also known as "mommy's breaking point has been reached and she needs an hour").

Other than that its a Pixar movie every once and awhile.

The 6 year old is just as happy sitting down with his books (He has a Nook and shelves filled with Geronimo Stilton, the Magic Treehouse and the Captain Underpants series.) The 3 year is all about playing with toys and starting sword fights with his older brother.
TV isn't a big part of their lives overall. We're not militant about it.
There have been occasions where the 6 year old will come across things in print that are "above his pay grade" but thats no big deal. I was checking out his nook the other day and he created a whole bookshelf dedicated to "Books to read when I get older" (his words...his actions. We had nothing to do with it)

pauldun170 11-08-2011 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 498063)
Seems parents protect their kids from nudity/sex, but turn a blind eye to South Park......and I don't get it. In one episode of South Park, a kid could hear 50 different "controversial" things, but a boob is just a boob. If your goal as a parent is to avoid getting pestered with questions, I'll take the boob --- it's only going to generate 1 or 2 questions, not 50.

Nudity is not an issue at all. We just make sure that the correct terminology is used to identify everything.

Sex as presented on "entertainment" TV\Media is not appropriate for my kids at their current age.

Sex as presented on documentaries\research\learning while still not appropriate for their age would turn into a learning opportunity on human anatomy and how things work. Not really a big deal in my book, but I would much rather wait awhile longer for that discussion.


No question is unwelcome in our house (though there are some my wife prefers I answer)

OneSickPsycho 11-08-2011 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 498077)
No question is unwelcome in our house (though there are some my wife prefers I answer)

Questions like, "why is mommy PMS'ing?" and "has mommy been gaining weight?" Pretty sure those are unwelcome.... :lol:

defector 11-08-2011 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 498074)
Captain Underpants

Everything you wrote, and this is the only thing that stuck in my head. I actually wondered...
Is Pauldun making a Mormon funny? I wonder if Captain Underpants teaches kids about "soaking"? :lol:

pauldun170 11-08-2011 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector (Post 498082)
Everything you wrote, and this is the only thing that stuck in my head. I actually wondered...
Is Pauldun making a Mormon funny? I wonder if Captain Underpants teaches kids about "soaking"? :lol:


:lol:

Homeslice 11-08-2011 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 498077)
Sex as presented on documentaries\research\learning while still not appropriate for their age would turn into a learning opportunity on human anatomy and how things work. Not really a big deal in my book, but I would much rather wait awhile longer for that discussion.

How much longer? Just curious. Kids get information from their friends (much of it false) all the time, and these days I'm sure they're getting it much sooner

pauldun170 11-08-2011 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 498085)
How much longer? Just curious. Kids get information from their friends (much of it false) all the time, and these days I'm sure they're getting it much sooner

Information is one thing.
Seeing it on TV is another.

First you lay down the foundations and then you build on it with follow up discussions. I have no problem talking about it.

Jumping right into watching two people screw complete with vagina\penis cams attached is a bit much all in one shot for a 3.5 year old and a 6 year old. No need to bombard them with the imagery at that age.
As for when they can watch stuff like that, thats still a ways off.
Not sure when, but certainly not at age 6.
He's still working on that "Randomly crying" thing.

RACER X 11-08-2011 04:59 PM

right.......lol

Particle Man 11-08-2011 06:55 PM

Holy fucking epic thread derail...

derf 11-08-2011 08:07 PM

My 11 year old has discovered she likes law and order, SVU and criminal intent.

NCIS is pretty big I'm my house too

Particle Man 11-08-2011 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 498126)
My 11 year old has discovered she likes law and order, SVU and criminal intent.

NCIS is pretty big I'm my house too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5121VjLwqZM

azoomm 11-09-2011 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 498088)
Information is one thing.
Seeing it on TV is another.

First you lay down the foundations and then you build on it with follow up discussions. I have no problem talking about it.

Jumping right into watching two people screw complete with vagina\penis cams attached is a bit much all in one shot for a 3.5 year old and a 6 year old. No need to bombard them with the imagery at that age.
As for when they can watch stuff like that, thats still a ways off.
Not sure when, but certainly not at age 6.
He's still working on that "Randomly crying" thing.

This is what a lot of people don't understand. More information younger doesn't mean it's better. Having your child understand YOU are the primary point for questions with real answers is a big deal. We're still working on that, and we're in the home stretch...

pauldun170 11-09-2011 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 498116)
Holy fucking epic thread derail...

What?
Fattie Prius cunt - > South Park - > Sponge bob - > Penis Cam


Natural progression I think

shmike 11-09-2011 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 498254)
What?
Fattie Prius cunt - > South Park - > Sponge bob - > Penis Cam


Natural progression I think

Not to mention offshore accounts.

Rangerscott 11-09-2011 09:36 PM

If she had more food in her mouth I could probably masturbate to this.


I called up the ZANESVILLE, Ohio authorities and told them they didnt get one of the baboons. They assured me that they would get Jack Hanna on the case.


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