A "ladies only" section
 

Ladies:

A few people have asked "where is" or if we'll have a women's only section here at TWFix (akin to Cycle Angels). The idea has been tossed about here in the past, and it was determined that we really didn't need a separate women's forum... However, since there's an influx of new people, I figured I'd revisit the subject, to see what you ladies want/need.

IF we did this, we might have it a bit more "private" than it's been elsewhere (i.e. the Exercise Forum in Cycle Angels -- where you have to be approved to get in, or even see it).

So what's your opinion -- would you like to see a ladies only forum area?

Worst Idea Ever


(Mostly because I dont have a Love Pot Between my legs and I'd be jealous)

That's fine as long as we have a mens only section where we degrade and subjectify women with no complaints at all. :whistle:

This is the internet....sack up and enjoy it (so to speak) LOL

Seriously, kiddie pools are for the weak...besides, you set it up and Kel will be hammering the girls who post there like damn near instantly...and rightly so.

THAT RIGHT THERE is reason enough in my book to do it... :rofl: I love a good smackdown administered by Kel!!!!

They wouldnt be able to see it...:idk:

I could care less...Either way

Don't we do that everywhere?!?!

Put me down for one of those!:drool:

:dvrofl:

Oh... you're right.. :twfix:

this is a forum for

RIDERS


nuff said.

You jackass. You chose wrong. You don't get a say in the vote!!!! :nee:

I guess this means you don't have a penis then, since you didn't choose that on the poll?

I don't understand. There was an actual effort to get everyone together in one place, and now one of the first things they want to do is seperate themselves off into an area they can hide out in? Seems counter productive to getting people to join a mass exodus as a community just to create the same environment from the place they all left. Never understood the point of the Cycle Angels thing anyway.

oh oh oh!!!

No, no, there's just been a few who've asked... If it's important to a lot of people to have a separate area, then we might do it. But overwhelmingly it seems no one does, so we'll all just remain one happy dysfunctional family! :twfix:

Dysfunction beats isolation any day.

That was strangely very deep.

As posted in another thready somewhere, I'd be afraid it would pretty much be two seperate forums, and that's just not cool.

Cory Jus noticed your a viking too!!

The only thing I'll miss about CA is the Secret Santa... Hard to get guys to play along. Other than that, no need for separation IMO.

For the Clueless

Whats a Secret Santa

Or DO I not Wanna know

And even if we did, I don't think I'd get something as classically hysterical as fortune tampons from the guys here!! :rofl:

It's an anonymous gift exchange. Usually done twice a year -- At Christmas, and then Christmas in July.

Oh you can be seperate, but can you be equal....Remember that even voluntary segregation has its issues....

Oh yeah...I call it something else but I cant think of it right now....But Ya I got ya.

Yep

You're probably thinking of white elephant or Dirty Santa (lolz... we did Dirty Santa at our Christmas party last year.... Can ya believe no one wanted the midget pr0n??? :panic:)

You actually FOUND midget p0rn??!!

LMAO...No No No Its Called somethign else I just cant think of it right now...NOT Midget Porn thogh

Rae...

NWS*************http://www.dirtymidgets.com/ *************NWS

I take it you have searched for it before. Make you feel a little bit less short? :D

I'm outing myself here, I have never seen a porn...ever. I am a total innocent, and in light of such, I will keep my sensitive eyes away from that link! Thank you for helping tho! :dthumb:


ASS!!

Good one tho, and no I havent, see above post.

Never Ever Ever??

Jesus

What are you an Angel on a Motorcycle??

Shhhhhhh. People aren't supposed to know I have moderate intelligence. Nothing to see here folks, I'm completely retarded!

Hell yeah, even got my viking tats to go with it.

Now where the fuck are my pics of my tats? Hmmmm. Those will have to come later when I find my camera.

Wasn't as hard as you think... :lol: We went to the local adult novelty shop, and just looked for the freakiest shit we could find. Bridget the Midget fit the (itty bitty) bill!


(Little did we know that a *ahem* vertically challenged guy -- who, unbeknownst to us, has issues about his height -- would receive it, and take serious offense to it! :rofl: )

Really? There's some good shit out there.... :dthumb:

Thanks. You got me earlier today, so it was only fair.

So you actually gave Midget pron to a Short guy???


LMFAO You made my day that is amazing

Seriously, never. Not even once. I wouldnt say angel, lets just say I have been a total innocent, and after that, well, I prefer to be entertained in real life, not the tv screen. :whistle:

:lol: I can only imagine!! I love short people with napoleons disease...i mean, Im short and I crack on myself all the time...

How tall are you??

I agree with Real Life versus TV but Goddamn I thought Porn was like Crack every tries it at least once!!! :drool:

:lol: Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.

For some reason, you strike me as tall. :shrug: I think it's the legs. :drool:

That is Regodamndiculous and I love it.

Thats like a One in a million chance (or however many ppl were there) Oh the irony.

I'm a sucker for Amazing Legs....:drool:

Pretty sure her legs are longer than mine. Its pretty nice..

It was like a 1 in 30 chance... but the odds go up when you take into account all the (gift) swapping that went on. :lol:

That night, someone stuck it on the DVD rack in our living room... it's still there. Sometimes people notice it, but no one ever SAYS anything about it. :rofl:

I'd be that guy to just point it out and be like...Midget's Eh??

Whatever you get freaky to is fine by me.

I am about 5'2", give or take, usually I am weaing some kind of boot or heel, so I always seem taller to people...till they stand next to me...

and well, i was raised very sheltered, and never saw any as a young woman, and well, never been interested. Id probably turn bright red, then get interested in simply the acrobatics or what not...:idk: im kinda analytical like that...if i get around to it, i'll let ya know! :wink:

OMG I'd be a GIANT next to you...I have a full foot and 3 Inches on you...Lol

oh many many people can vouche for my penising ability.

Wanna see the Tats...I myself was thinking of a Thors Hammer motif...

Thats too funny!!! :rofl:

Most people think Im tall, then they meet me, and are like WTF??!! Wheres the rest of you?! Ask Ebbs! :lol:

And yeah, well, you've seen the pics, im 62 inches tall, and 42 inches of that is from heel to my hip...told you guys, im freakishly unproportionate! Thus why I dont need to lower my bike! :dthumb:

Sweetie, most people are giants to me, I just make up for it with personality, im telling ya!!

:gayk: for one

Funny you should say that. I've got something very similar to this on my left arm, as well as norse runes on the back of my left and right arm. Once i dig up the camera I'll post the pics, but this is almost the Thor's Hammer image I've got tatted on. Just needs to be filled with stone work one of these days when I have spare cash lying around.

Chuweet!

To bad when Im in FL Next week Im No where near you...I would steal your bike Im Jonesing to Ride!!!

Where you going to be?

I just want to see the HAWT femmes of TWFix getting all sweaty and naked and...

this guy normally tries to act like the sweet guy, then this. :rofl:

Lauderdale/Oralando...A mix of both

Its gonna Kill me to go down to FL without the Bike...but the FAA Wont let me check the ZX6 as a Carry On...LOL

Well, you got lotsa other peeps down there Im sure!!

DAMN THEM, when will they learn?! :lol:

Seriosuly...Its not that Big...And I can just Ride it right off the plane as soon as we land and be off on my Merry way

Lol

Fucking postwhores...

that is all :lol:

We love you too zoomy!!!

Seriously, I would like to place blame on you for bringing so many new postwhores to play and causing us slackers to jump up our game!! :wink:

i vote no for the ladies section. i like interacting with everyone and have nothing to hide from the fellas. it's not like i need a place to talk about my vagina or anything. if i want ladies only, i'll hit up sportbikegurls. :rofl:

hahahahaha.

Personally I like having a section where females can discuss women issues (for example infertility) without folks making jokes about a serious issue. :idk:

That's right. You can talk about your vagina right here with us. So, is it innie or outie? Large curtain or orange pulp?

Seriously, I love it when YOU of all people posts something like this.

ummm, pretty sure it's an innie? aren't they all supposed to be? :lol: orange pulp...:idk:. time for urban dictionary, i suppose.

if we get a womens section, can we call it hooker town?

OMG! That's fucking hilarious!

This isn't my forum but I'd say that if you want a special secret separate forum...go start one! No one is stopping you. On the other hand,there isn't any reason for me to care if some or all of you girls disappear from the general forum so have at it! Hmmm....I guess I don't care.

One request tho'...if they get a Ladies' section,I'd still like to have a password protected porn section!!!:drool:

SUCKER! He is the worst! He just keeps it under wraps!

I'd like a porn section too, it doesn't even have to be actual porn, just soemplace to talk about porn related issues.

And almost anyone else that met you in Indy. But I must say, everyone is correct about your legs. Major :drool: And the personality thing is absolutely true.

As for never having seen porn, somehow, that doesn't surprise me. Not sure why. And it's not a bad thing. I, on the other hand am a single guy, so I've seen many pornos.


Ok, it's on your DVD rack, but have you watched it? :lol:

That would be "Dark Alley".

Yea,like the best lotions to use...lanolin vs aloe vera. What cleaners remove stains off the couch,floor,rugs,etc. The best porns to show to entice a girlfriend to try anal. You know,the important stuff.

Rae is huge in Japan.
At Indy, when Kat or Rae got tired from walking I just put them in my pockets along with Chewy.

So if we DON'T start some kind of womens' section, you guys DO realize you're gonna have to read about cramps, PMS, periods, tampons, childbirth and waxing, right? Just thought I'd throw that out there...:whistle:

Ding ding ding!!!

I believe that section is called "The Internet."

given a choice...
id probably rather read that than a certain someones illogical fanatical political posts...

waxing...pics or ban lol

Well,you know how we put NWS in the title of threads to denote that they are "Not Work Safe"? If you put NMS-not man safe in the title,I for one won't look at it. Besides aren't you surrounded by people that already suffer through your monthly whining? My God,how many people have to share in your estrogenlogical travails before you are satisfied?

Wow...bravo.

Pound it brah
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personally, I think its a dumb idea. Can't handle the men on this or any forum, pull the wad of panties out of the bergina and take your ball and go home.

seriously

This. Times a billions.

"What a lovely new place, where's a corner I can hide in and shut myself off from 90% of the site?"

And do women really enjoy talking amongst themselves about having their period and all that shit? What is there honestly to discuss about such a thing? Do you compare the volume of blood that comes gushing out, or compare brands of tampons and the virtues of the absorbing material and the slim design? Perhaps is some female genetic hard wiring that makes that topic interesting, but it seems like having a period would be ones of those things that really doesn't need much discussing, especially on a public forum.

Unless it's because of Pillow Pants.

Wouldn't another perspective on the situation also be welcome? If a couple is trying to have a baby and they're dealing with issues of infertility (per your example), wouldn't a guy who's been through such things offer a different perspective? If they're trying to have a kid, there's two sides to it, both with unique challenges, especially in terms of infertility. Maybe the girl thinks he's shooting blanks and she casually throws out some symptom that another guy on the forum happens to recognize through personal experience, and he recommends a course of action, a medical procedure, or medication, that solves the problem because the original couple's doctor misdiagnosed it.

When you limit the available input by shutting out half the population, you miss out on points of view that differ from the selected group (general "you", not you in particular).

Exactly! Plus, women are catty when it groups alone. Fuck that.

Valid point.

I don't think the hosting company we use allows it (hence the no porn rule in the Dark Alley).

:rofl:

Yup, we did. The day we bought it, before we wrapped it up for the party. Admittedly, disturbing. And not the least bit arousing. :lol:

:snort:

Sadly, true.

BUT, if we did start a women's section, (which Moira volunteered to Moderate) we could make a no catty bitching rule.... (i.e. just as this site has an unwritten rule of "if you're an asshole, expect to be called an asshole...." there could be an unwritten rule of "If you're a catty bitch, expect to get called such!" :lol: )

Even having the women's forum on the other site, I hung out in the Grandstands most of the time...some here hung out in the Bedroom too...:diitb:

I think the prospect just offers variety for folks. Yeah, it would be cool, but I won't shrivel up and die if it doesn't happen. Most of the other boards I frequent don't have NWS only or women's sections, so it really doesn't matter to me personally either way. I just like messing with the guys.:rockout: :idk:

Besides, CA wasn't "private", anyone could come in, guys just didn't post in there.
BTW, what are "panties"? :whistle:

(I KNEW you'd say something if I posted something like that! :lol: I was just waiting...)

The way I understood it, this is a MOTORCYCLE site....

Why not take your fucking period/waxing/PMS/infertility/my vagina hurts talk to talkwiththegirls.com?

Creating seperate little kiddie pools for everyone who wants one seems like a fucked up way to build a COMMUNITY....imho, of course. :shrug

now a forum where women can post pictures of themselves topless, that train i can jump on.

Hey don't you know? Women discuss this subject EVERYWHERE! Walking down the beach,at family reunions,at the nightclub,at the movies,playing sports...... EVERYWHERE! Seriously,haven't you ever seen a commercial?.......

women are fricking disgusting creatures...

they are the first to point out "oh my god i've got a huge zit" or "hah i didnt shave today" or "omg i'm bleeding out of the thing that you stick your penis into" and the the once a month "omg im on my period"...

Choo Choo! I'm with you buddy! Well,how about lifting the no nudity rule in Dark Alley? I see nudity on several forums,I find it hard to believe that host doesn't allow it. I always thought that that was Trip's rule.....

I voted no. :idk:

mom, have you ever felt...well...not so fresh?


yoooo scooter, the word you are searching for is POLLYANNA. now bring me a cookie

and i demand pictures of rae's so called amazing legs :drool:

No... I don't want this place to end up like FSB with 40k subforums, 1/2 of which have three threads in them...

my ideology exactly.

EWWWWW You said FSB!

I give the no vote. Hard to :sw: if I cant read whats going on. Besides most of us enjoy hearing the girly antics and drama.

Man, I've had some absolute shit ass jobs at the bottom of the ladder, and a few of them involved having to clean the bathrooms as part of the job responsibilities. The one thing that always stuck out was how much more disgusting the women's bathroom was when compared to the men's. The toilets would be stopped up. The little box for their used tampons looked like the site of brutal war atrocities. The mirrors, sinks, and paper towel dispensers would be caked in filth, and all this from a days use. It'd be easy to blame in on stupid poor white trash cunts, but one of the jobs was working as an Environmental Services Tech (loljanitorz) at a country club where to be even considered for membership, you had to make $5 million a year and have $15 million in the bank. There were some big names at this place. The bathrooms were filled with marble, brass accents, and a chandelier or two, and wouldn't you know it, the women's bathrooms were all fucking wrecks.

thats the norm unfortunately. usually some good change to be found in the couch though

i've heard this from multiple sources...

I supports women rights
 

I support their right to want a seperate forum.:whistle:

Their rights are very important



































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I could do something like this for you guys. I already have the domain name for it.