Funny Shirt
I need help coming up with a funny saying for a shirt or a funny design for a shirt.
The shirt I had planned on putting up that would of said "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride could do" is taken and only one place I know sells this shirt and I am friends with the guy. I don't want to rip off his design. We need something that can be uniquely twfix. Something like ADVRider's FYYFF. |
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"I rode my bike to the trailer show" :lol: |
"Bikes? You Can Talk About Bikes ANYWHERE!!! TXFix" :lol:
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A & m's been using it for a few years, but I don't think they have them online. Anyway, I wasn't suggesting you use something your friend has, just saying it's out there (and it's a great slogan). :dthumb:
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Looks like he made it while he was a MSF ridercoach http://www.pjsparts.com/catalog/prod...roducts_id=485 |
They WILL sell; we get remarks on them wherever we've worn them, esp at bike week.
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What about a altered version of my "Cool ain't cheap" (front) add in like "Skin graphs are costly" (back) maybe add in smaller font "and painfull."
All I have on a early sat... |
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We may not go down in history, but we'll definitely go down on your sister
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"TWFix... Characters Welcome..."
Front, "TWFix- You Don't HAVE To Be Crazy..." Back, "BUT It Sure Doesn't Hurt!!!" "TWFix, A Small Oasis in the VS Desert!" "TWFix, Lowering Office Productivity By 63.7% Since (Date started)" *picture of guy at office, on computer with TWFix on screen* "TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..." |
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Just get the TNT logo with TWFix in the middle
TWFix "we Know Drama" |
"I'm faster on the internet"
sorry - I'm lame. |
"When You're Done Learning To Wheelie, How About You Learn How To Ride?"
"GSXRs Proving Darwin's Theory Since 1986":lol: |
I've always wanted a shirt that says, "I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing down at my dork. Maybe that's not what you're looking for...
I liked the 'I rode my bike to the trailer show'... "Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either." "Got a 200mph Gixxer 600... Come tell us about it." |
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"TWFix... the sand in your bike-gina."
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You guys are funny! Good shit!
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"TWFix: Like the bike night parking lot, only with people who actually ride bikes"
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"TWFix.com Because Everyone Else Fucking Sucks Donkey Balls!!!"
"TWFix The Wind Beneath Your Wings" "TWFix: The Biggest E-Penises On The Net" "TWFix: Taking PostWhoredom To A Whole New Level" "Fuck More, Bitch Less" "TWFix: Postwhores Welcome" "TWFix: Ride, Postwhore, Fuck, Eat, Sleep, Repeat." "TWFix: (post)Whores Wanted" "TWFix: Fourth Best Postwhore In Whole Country Of Kazakhstan" "TWFix: It's The Right Thing To Do" "TWFix: We INVENTED Steak And Blowjob Day" "TWFix: 99.9% Heterosexual" "TWFix" Ribbed For Her Pleasure" "TWFix: The Anti-Drug" |
"TWFix: Ultra, New And Improved"
"TWFix: This Ain't Your Father's Motorcycle Forum" |
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like this one, would this be an interest to anyone? http://www.xtrememx.com/images/TShirt/TShirt1_1.jpg |
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I would buy another TWFix shirt (if there are women's sizes available) but since I run into preschool families a lot on the weekend I would want something clean. :lol: |
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Oh, I saw a guy at WalMart the other day wearing a shirt that says, "Loud pipes save lives... Jesus saves souls."
How about, "Loud pipes save lives... TWFix saves souls."? "Gear: Because sweat wipes off, but roadrash doesn't." "Gear: Because cursing on the side of the road is better than the hospital ANY day." "Gear: The only time you don't look gay in full leather." Shit... maybe we could do a "TWFix.com's Top 10 Reasons to Wear Gear" shirt... |
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Sweet.
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tell me about it! I couldnt even fit my shoulders in mine. I cut the sleeves off, slit the front and where it for a bathing suit cover. I need to cut the bottom off too since its about 3 inches short on my torsoless frame...:lol: I like the one you posted Trip, looks pretty cool, even better if we could tie TWFix in really good. |
"Twowheelfix? Fuck you that's why!"
"TWFix.com... or Tater's whore of an ex... make the safe choice" "Join TWFix.com before the Scientologists get you!" "TWFix.com... Scientology free since 2008" |
"lean first, ask questions later"
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TwFix, "No really! I lol!"
"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul." "There's a reason we put our knee down in the corner, Prayer!" "Chicken strips, schmicken strips!" "Yo chicken strips is gahbage!" "Yut (to the Uuugghhh)" as in an exponent? |
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"Stupid might hurt, but it sure kills time online... TWFix"
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i still gots the etr one like that, i liked that shirt, and the play off of it, i would buy one
"Elitest assholes since 2008" |
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dont remember where i saw this on a shirt or just read it somewhere, but thought it was funny
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance....I outran a Cop!" |
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The best views are over the handlebars
sometimes ya gotta get lost... to find yourself. Twfix.com... not opinions... FACTS (with no supporing evidence) |
There are some really funny ones in here. I can't remember which ones were funny....but they were in this thread somewhere.
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Yeah, I like the chrome one. I still really want to do the one on PJ's shirts. I should of asked him about it this past weekend, but got caught up fucking around with the 50.
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"faster. faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death"
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ride it like you hear the banjos and they're getting louder.
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