Funny Shirt
 

I need help coming up with a funny saying for a shirt or a funny design for a shirt.

The shirt I had planned on putting up that would of said "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride could do" is taken and only one place I know sells this shirt and I am friends with the guy. I don't want to rip off his design.

We need something that can be uniquely twfix. Something like ADVRider's FYYFF.

What's their version FYYFF?

"I rode my bike to the trailer show" :lol:

"Bikes? You Can Talk About Bikes ANYWHERE!!! TXFix" :lol:

A & M motorcycle safety has that on their shirts as well.

google searching only shows him and all forum searches point back to him, I am willing to bet his shirt was first. Since he is a good friend, I am not taking it for my own.

A & m's been using it for a few years, but I don't think they have them online. Anyway, I wasn't suggesting you use something your friend has, just saying it's out there (and it's a great slogan). :dthumb:

yeah I really wanted to do it, but with it being the only one I have seen online for sale, I don't really want to stamp on his toes. I think it's hilarious and want one. I may ask him if he cares if I use that saying for a shirt as well.

Looks like he made it while he was a MSF ridercoach

http://www.pjsparts.com/catalog/prod...roducts_id=485

They WILL sell; we get remarks on them wherever we've worn them, esp at bike week.

see link I posted, I doubt he will give me use of the phrase.

What about a altered version of my "Cool ain't cheap" (front) add in like "Skin graphs are costly" (back) maybe add in smaller font "and painfull."

All I have on a early sat...

Huh...

We may not go down in history, but we'll definitely go down on your sister

"TWFix... Characters Welcome..."


Front, "TWFix- You Don't HAVE To Be Crazy..."

Back, "BUT It Sure Doesn't Hurt!!!"


"TWFix, A Small Oasis in the VS Desert!"


"TWFix, Lowering Office Productivity By 63.7% Since (Date started)"
*picture of guy at office, on computer with TWFix on screen*


"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."

That one is kinda funny.

Just get the TNT logo with TWFix in the middle

TWFix "we Know Drama"

"I'm faster on the internet"

sorry - I'm lame.

"When You're Done Learning To Wheelie, How About You Learn How To Ride?"


"GSXRs Proving Darwin's Theory Since 1986":lol:

I've always wanted a shirt that says, "I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing down at my dork. Maybe that's not what you're looking for...

I liked the 'I rode my bike to the trailer show'...

"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."

"Got a 200mph Gixxer 600... Come tell us about it."

Got my vote for that

"TWFix... the sand in your bike-gina."

You guys are funny! Good shit!

Best one yet, :lol:

"TWFix: Like the bike night parking lot, only with people who actually ride bikes"

"TWFix.com Because Everyone Else Fucking Sucks Donkey Balls!!!"


"TWFix The Wind Beneath Your Wings"


"TWFix: The Biggest E-Penises On The Net"


"TWFix: Taking PostWhoredom To A Whole New Level"


"Fuck More, Bitch Less"


"TWFix: Postwhores Welcome"


"TWFix: Ride, Postwhore, Fuck, Eat, Sleep, Repeat."


"TWFix: (post)Whores Wanted"


"TWFix: Fourth Best Postwhore In Whole Country Of Kazakhstan"


"TWFix: It's The Right Thing To Do"


"TWFix: We INVENTED Steak And Blowjob Day"


"TWFix: 99.9% Heterosexual"


"TWFix" Ribbed For Her Pleasure"


"TWFix: The Anti-Drug"

"TWFix: Ultra, New And Improved"


"TWFix: This Ain't Your Father's Motorcycle Forum"

I was going to do the "eat, sleep, ride" shirt, but put "post, *unknown*, ride"

like this one, would this be an interest to anyone?

http://www.xtrememx.com/images/TShirt/TShirt1_1.jpg

I like that one...but with a sportbike. :)

I would buy another TWFix shirt (if there are women's sizes available) but since I run into preschool families a lot on the weekend I would want something clean. :lol:

There are women's specific shirts that I can make. So that's not an issue.

Oh, I saw a guy at WalMart the other day wearing a shirt that says, "Loud pipes save lives... Jesus saves souls."

How about, "Loud pipes save lives... TWFix saves souls."?

"Gear: Because sweat wipes off, but roadrash doesn't."

"Gear: Because cursing on the side of the road is better than the hospital ANY day."

"Gear: The only time you don't look gay in full leather."

Shit... maybe we could do a "TWFix.com's Top 10 Reasons to Wear Gear" shirt...

Real women's sizes or tiny little Asian women shirts? That was the problem with the "large" TWFix shirt I have.

I'm pretty sure it's American women sizes, it's not from Korea this time.

Sweet.

snort

tell me about it! I couldnt even fit my shoulders in mine. I cut the sleeves off, slit the front and where it for a bathing suit cover. I need to cut the bottom off too since its about 3 inches short on my torsoless frame...:lol:

I like the one you posted Trip, looks pretty cool, even better if we could tie TWFix in really good.

"Twowheelfix? Fuck you that's why!"


"TWFix.com... or Tater's whore of an ex... make the safe choice"

"Join TWFix.com before the Scientologists get you!"

"TWFix.com... Scientology free since 2008"

"lean first, ask questions later"

TwFix, "No really! I lol!"

"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul."
"There's a reason we put our knee down in the corner, Prayer!"
"Chicken strips, schmicken strips!"
"Yo chicken strips is gahbage!"
"Yut (to the Uuugghhh)" as in an exponent?

Totally played out and unoriginal.

"Stupid might hurt, but it sure kills time online... TWFix"

i still gots the etr one like that, i liked that shirt, and the play off of it, i would buy one

"Elitest assholes since 2008"

Taken- by ST.N

I like this! -or some variation- I told this to a chick I dated for a short time and it didn't go over very well. :lol: Religious :rolleyes:

:td:HELL NOO!!!

dont remember where i saw this on a shirt or just read it somewhere, but thought it was funny

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance....I outran a Cop!"

I always like this saying.

http://myspace.roflposters.com/image...5D.myspace.jpg

The best views are over the handlebars

sometimes ya gotta get lost... to find yourself.

Twfix.com... not opinions... FACTS (with no supporing evidence)

There are some really funny ones in here. I can't remember which ones were funny....but they were in this thread somewhere.

Yeah, I like the chrome one. I still really want to do the one on PJ's shirts. I should of asked him about it this past weekend, but got caught up fucking around with the 50.

I like these two.

I like these.

And this one.

Yeah and this one :lol:

"faster. faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death"

ride it like you hear the banjos and they're getting louder.