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101lifts2 09-17-2010 01:47 AM

Chick Threw Acid in Her Own Face...lulz
 
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/1...s_acid_in_face

What a dumb fucking broad...

VANCOUVER, Wash. - A woman who gained sympathy worldwide after she claimed a random assailant threw acid on her face came forward Thursday with a startling admission: She inflicted the attack on herself.


Vancouver police chief Clifford Cook said Bethany Storro admitted under police questioning to fabricating a story about the attack, in which she suffered severe burns.


Cook said he did not know a motive for Storro's actions, but added she is "very remorseful." He said Storro was still being interviewed by detectives.


The police chief said that "during the course of the investigation, several discrepancies began to emerge regarding the alleged attack," leading police to search her home earlier Thursday and interview her.


"During the interview, Ms. Storro admitted the injuries were self-inflicted," Cook said.


Police had been seeking a black woman with a ponytail after Storro described the Aug. 30 attack. She had said the woman asked her, "Hey, pretty girl, want something to drink?" then threw acid in her face.


After the incident, Storro made several media appearances, but a planned interview on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" was cancelled. She said she had received correspondence from people around the world concerned for her well being.


Funds were set up for Storro at Umpquah and Riverview Community banks. Messages to the banks were not immediately returned Thursday.


Vancouver police Commander Marla Schuman said detectives were working on a way to return any money donated to Storro.


Schuman said the alleged attack and the probe stretched the resources of Vancouver's small police department.


"It's been hundreds of hours," Schuman said about the time invested in the investigation. "It really took a toll on the department and the resources that we have."


Cook said any decision to charge Storro with a crime would be left to the Clark County Prosecuting Attorney's Office. Clark County Senior Deputy Prosecutor John Fairgrieve did not immediately return a call from The Associated Press seeking comment Thursday.


"She is extremely upset," Schuman said. "In many ways, this got bigger than she expected."


Schuman was asked whether Storro will face a charge of filing a false police report, to which she responded: "At this point, yes, that would certainly fit."


A telephone number for Storro's parents, Joseph and Nancy Neuwelt, could not be located Thursday. The couple has called the alleged attack "an act of evil," but said the family would persevere.


A burn surgeon who operated on Storro said the substance thrown on her face was an acid as strong as hydrochloric or sulfuric acid.

Avatard 09-17-2010 02:25 AM

Desperate need for attention.

derf 09-17-2010 05:43 AM

Was she really that bored?

OTB 09-17-2010 06:34 AM

Nah, just needed a peel.....

Particle Man 09-17-2010 07:37 AM

This ties in nicely with the "What's with women and pics in the car?" thread.

They answer eachother.

pauldun170 09-17-2010 09:02 AM

When not sure on how to build fabricated story...refer to handbook

Section 20.

Quote:

The black ________ came out of nowhere and said "_______". Then the black ______ attacked me with their blackness.

the chi 09-17-2010 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OTB (Post 409614)
Nah, just needed a peel.....

I was thinking maybe she just wanted plastic surgery...

t-homo 09-17-2010 09:11 AM

bat shit crazy.

z06boy 09-17-2010 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 409638)
bat shit crazy.

I'll go with this.

KSGregman 09-17-2010 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 409638)
bat shit crazy.

No question....

She should get together with that dumb bitch that faked cancer to pay for her wedding and honeymoon. Once they are in the same room, someone can lock the door and toss in a grenade. :lmao:

Papa_Complex 09-17-2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 409630)
When not sure on how to build fabricated story...refer to handbook

Section 20.

"Hispanic" is an optional replacement for "Black", depending upon region and audience.

pauldun170 09-17-2010 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 409680)
"Hispanic" is an optional replacement for "Black", depending upon region and audience.

That is in Section 20b.
Jump ahead to 56 and you can see that by law, after initially declaring Hispanic, you must use the word illegal at least 3 times in any followup reference.

Papa_Complex 09-17-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 409697)
That is in Section 20b.
Jump ahead to 56 and you can see that by law, after initially declaring Hispanic, you must use the word illegal at least 3 times in any followup reference.

I thought that section 56 was automatically implied, when you stated that the assailant was wearing a bandanna and plaid shirt?

Smittie61984 09-17-2010 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 409630)
When not sure on how to build fabricated story...refer to handbook

Section 20.

When daddy finds out, refer to section 20. Noted.

101lifts2 09-17-2010 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 409697)
That is in Section 20b.
Jump ahead to 56 and you can see that by law, after initially declaring Hispanic, you must use the word illegal at least 3 times in any followup reference.

Well...if you are going to pick a race that would throw acid in ones face w/o robbing you, you do not pick black. White would be more appropriate since we have the serial killers and crazy mofos.

Porkchop 09-17-2010 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2 (Post 409605)
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Funds were set up for Storro at Umpquah and Riverview Community banks. Messages to the banks were not immediately returned Thursday.

Shit, when you're that balls deep in a lie... why change your mind.

Now you have a fucked up face, and you're a disgrace.... good luck getting sympathy now.

Trip 09-17-2010 12:50 PM

bitches be crazy

Kaneman 09-17-2010 02:22 PM

I fully support this woman and applaud her. Most bitches as crazy and desperate as this one just accuse some poor fucker of raping them and have him sent to prison. She just fucked up her own life at least.

(P.S. Yes, he's going to get raped in prison)

Dave 09-17-2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 101lifts2 (Post 409710)
Well...if you are going to pick a race that would throw acid in ones face w/o robbing you, you do not pick black. White would be more appropriate since we have the serial killers and crazy mofos.

And snipers. Disagree though, were I to go through that trouble id def get your purse/wallet. Maybe your shoes too

Smittie61984 09-17-2010 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 409764)
And snipers.

Hey now, wasn't our last sniper person black? (DC Sniper)

Dave 09-17-2010 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smittie61984 (Post 409765)
Hey now, wasn't our last sniper person black? (DC Sniper)

All his shots were something like under 100m which I don't consider to be worthy of the title. Even so, its a historically white crime

Rider 09-17-2010 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 409767)
All his shots were something like under 100m which I don't consider to be worthy of the title. Even so, its a historically white crime

No doubt. I wouldn't exactly call a Bushmaster a sniper rifle.

Dave 09-17-2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider (Post 409768)
No doubt. I wouldn't exactly call a Bushmaster a sniper rifle.

Some would say the same for the mannlicher-carcano :lmao:

Rangerscott 09-18-2010 12:02 AM

Dont forget the flu shot lady.


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