Meet Chewy
 

He's our creepy little correspondent that will be taking off across the nation on two wheels. Will he end up on the track, on some back country road, or riding the superslab... Who the fuck knows... We will track his progress and mileage racked up as he begins his journey.

Woo Hoo!:twfix:

cool!

this should be very interesting.

F'in badass... think he can get some v-twined chrome love?

nice... and I think you found the 15mins that I wasn't online to take a photo :lol:


his fuck'n expression cracks me up...

If someone can get him up here, I'll take him for a ride or 3!

Yeah, someone needs to bring him up for the MI crew to pass around.

get him in indy!

Haha this looks like fun. I'll holler the next time I go international.

And holy balls, 544 pm's. I do not envy you for being an admin trip. Especially since half of them are probably "LOLZ HOW DOEZ I LOGG IN???////"

This is a really cool idea. Please, can it come to me before OSP gets a hold of it? He'll probably do some fucked up shit with it.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Ok, so who's he going to first, and can he make his was to FL by April 11th? We've got a big statewide meet/ride in the Ocala forest that weekend. I'd love to take Chewy along for the ride. :D

hellz ya i got my name in the pic w/ the dingleberry...

so how do we figure out who gets the little bastard?

It's whoever you meet up with. I don't think he will make it to florida by then nee, I won't be able to give him to drewpy to after that.

That little guy is hilarious.

I guess whoever is willing to ride to the gap and meet Trip first gets him first :) $5 says that Trip already rubbed him on his nuts a little bit, so he can have the satisfaction of knowing everyone else touched his balls, just a little bit :lol:

I know I was planning on giving him 'fly eyes' immediately upon getting him...

who Trip or Chewy :lol:

If he ever comes up this way, I'm gonna hit him up with some antibacterial sanitizer first thing :lol:

That's not all I have done to him. I got an event he must attend and then he will leave with Drewpy. I would like him to go with me and fpzx to Nashville for the STT day, but thats not necessary.

just remember Trip... he's not a gerbil... he won't find his way back down the tube

Alright. After the last several posts...I want no part of this. That thing is contaminated.

You'd never get it anyway... You have to go somewhere to be part of it...

Dirty bastard. I take frequent trips to your mothers house.

Liar... the pink bike probably never ventures out of your county.

That is absolutely false. Pinkus is known to travel out of county.

Cause you live right on the border between two counties...

Technically 3.

Figured.

Are you stalking me?

No, but you've admitted before that you never ride.

Not never, just rarely....last year atleast. This year I'll be out more. That is a fact.

I thought you were moving into a van down by the river? where you gonna keep the bike

Well...I already live by the river. But no van.

naw... didn't you say a while back that you'd be living in a van for a couple months while your company opened a new branch or some shit?

Yes. But the company did what company's do...they fucked me. So I'm still in Harrisburg, which is good, and still working weekends, which is bad.

damn... that sucks...

well remember to ask about Indy tomorrow :lol:

Oh absolutely.

So, is there an official sign up for this thing, or are we just wingin' it? I'm going to be disappointed if I don't get to be a part of this!

I'll do my best to get it in Indy... I'll bring it out to you if I do

ya know.

Ive done something similar. I had a small stuffed horse I took over the globe.... it got stolen... or left somewhere, or something.


So, now he's been replaced with Godzilla.... and Godzilla's been racking up some miles. He's even here w/ me in Afghanistan. Hopefully you will see pictures of him attacking humvee's, attacking the PX, and other equally fun things for Godzilla....

Photos shall be coming in the near months.

Star Wars FTW!

We have to make a plan on how we are going to get they guy to MI. :dthumb:

Not gonna promise anything... but if ebbs bring's him up to ND after Indy... I may get out that general direction.

i can get it to MI if need be

That would probably be a more solid plan.

It will be Drewpy's responsibility to make sure Chewy tours all 50 states.

i can get him through at least 19 before june....

edit: forgot MI i need to pick up a set of take offs and he can travel along for the ride...

Impressive.

I could get ND and MN real easy :lol:

Im in Ohio so I can get him to either MI or PA if needed.

Wonder whose ball sweat's gonna go on it first.

That's an easy answer. :twfix:

He's watching some Jenna Jameson porn right now. He looks highly entertained. It's a good thing his arms are too short to stroke it. I don't want to see that.

I would buy him a beer if he did that.

I would like to take him/her/it on a little road trip in May. From Ohio to California to Deal's Gap then home. May 17 to 27 2008.

.... its all ready coming....

i just need to pick it up in TN some how... looks like a trip to the GAP, oh damn

so do you put a small sticker on the back of his head to tell where its been?

We can also send it in the mail, for those folks who live in BFE with dirt roads and DEAD END road signs on everyone.

If you got a good moto related sticker, I am fine with slapping it on him. I am going to get him his dragon though.

naw... just make who ever lives out there come and get him! :lol:

If I dont have a bike and have the chance to get him Ill take him on a dirt bike ride. From what Ive read tho it wont be the first time hes gotten dirty.

I just gotta remember to not handle him at all unless Ive still got my gloves on.

Hey Trip if we could meet i could bring him down into georgia and swing into shitville then go on a ride through Fort Mt then back up to Chatty and meet someone up by the dragon to hand him over then go for a ride through the dragon.

Sounds like a plan, it may be a little while before I get him back though.

Trip send him up here with Kat before next weekend

How will I get him to Kat?

She's in NC... isn't that shit close to you?

I don't know my south of the mason dixon line geography too well :lol:

I don't think she is that close to me. She is going to be here on the 19th, but I am going to be at the Nashville track day that weekend and drewpy is suppose to take him before that anyway. We will see.

how long before he's in PA? seen a few members from the area

Cool, hes awsome looking. Now get him moving!

I am out in Austin Tx. for awhile so if he makes it anywhere close I can take him around

whoa, travis made it here, what's up man. When you coming back to TN?

Hopefully by mid summer, I'll forsure hit ya up.

but I thought the deal was the swap was going to take place via bikes... like you ride to me and give it to me... or I ride to you and take it... not I fly up with it and take it to you... that's no different than mailing it.. :2cents:

CHEWY should ONLY travel on two wheels... PERIOD

I think exceptions can be made so we can get him around without making it a real hassle on us, but they should be few and far between.

i think a good one is if i cant make it down for again to TN that he can be passed to PC at the nashville trackday and she can bring it up for the cali ride when she is here in OH for my graduation

That would work out perfect.

that and i told a guy from etr i would buy a tire off of him at the bosb, if i dont make it down......

do you know the guy casper423? he says he is from maryville

that would work out great except you're not coming down to TN again till may....

i know thats why he is passing it to you at the trackday if you make it down

OK, from May until September I am going to be in the Keys, he needs to get to me while I'm there, I'll take him for a ride to the Southern Most Point in the US and I'll take him scuba diving.

If Neeb's gets him she can give him to me very easily.

but i'm bikeless and will not be riding him anywhere so why would i want him the point of this is (imo) is to have him on just two wheels being passed to others who ride so he can go cross country and such w/ fellow bikers....well seeing as how i have no bike and will not be getting it till at least end of may june that counts me out.


and i'm guessing you gave up on ur test

still working on it, but we decided that there are going to have to be exceptions to the bike to bike only passing rule

so what's the exceptions?

YOU apparently :lol:

:lol:

cutty is a quick learner

oh yeah :wink:

so i'm guessing you decided to make the exception since you can't make it back down to pick him up yourself?

this is what im basing the travel via 4wheels not two off of

but why is it a hassle if he takes a little longer to get places because you only use the two wheel method? Doesn't that mean that everyone has to start riding more and isn't that a good thing?

:idk:
:bunny:

ok then to put it simply im not taking him around on 4 wheels so get osp to pick up him on his way up to ohio and he can still go to cali

OH NO!!!!!!!

Don't put chewy through riding with OSP!!! :willy:

im not touching that thing with barehands until i sanitize that lil thing if he gets his way with it...

Oh yes OSP is getting chewy!!! :willy: :lol:

I have touched worse than what OSP can do to chewy today at the gap. Today was our annual trash cleanup. It was unbelieveable how much garbage is up there. Tampon applicators, dirty diapers, a good condition A* supertech boot, all kinds of parts and pieces from bikes, water pipes, pvc pipes, tires, car batteries, and all sorts of drink cans/bottles. It was gross.

I'm gonna put Chewy's arm up my butt... Not cause I'll like it, cause I probably won't, but rather so everyone will wonder "which arm" when they get him.

Based on this quote Im not sure I want any part of this anymore

Just give him an isopropyl alcohol bath first thing.

that was kinda my point too... along with it'll incourage people to get out and meet other members face to face...

Just cause you are trying to hit more states in a month than drewpy does all summer doesn't mean EVERYONE wants to. :lol: