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Hondahugger 11-09-2008 02:30 PM

Yay!
 
Somewhere new I can be a bitch! :rockwoot:

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 02:35 PM

certainly look like one. welcome.

Trip 11-09-2008 02:36 PM

welcome to the nuthouse. We got lotz of them, anatomically and mentally.

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 02:38 PM

you have no clue

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90406)
you have no clue

Bring it on.

Trip 11-09-2008 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90406)
you have no clue

I think I like the CFers :lol:

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90409)
Bring it on.

you're a funny one

VatorMan 11-09-2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90406)
you have no clue

:lol: :zowned:

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 02:45 PM

I can Haz Nudez???

Oh My Bad...Wrong Thread.

Welcome to the Fix!!!

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 02:46 PM

if you really are the beeR fairy, and i leave some bottle caps under my pillow tonight, you think you'll be able to stick around for an hour or so?

VatorMan 11-09-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90415)
if you really are the beef fairy, and i leave some bottle caps under my pillow tonight, you think you'll be able to stick around for an hour or so?


You want a hamburger?

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 02:49 PM

I don't know about you, but I would have no interest in meeting a BEEF fairy :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90415)
if you really are the beef fairy, and i leave some bottle caps under my pillow tonight, you think you'll be able to stick around for an hour or so?


NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 02:49 PM

epic typo.


BEER FAIRY.

Trip 11-09-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90417)
I don't know about you, but I would have no interest in meeting a BEEF fairy :)

It could be worse, he could be wanting to meet the sausage fairy like trock.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 90421)
It could be worse, he could be wanting to meet the sausage fairy like trock.

t-rock IS the sausage fairy.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90419)
epic typo.


BEER FAIRY.

I call bullshit on the typo

BTW, beer fairy, welcome

I think that Ima agree with trip on that one.

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 02:52 PM

I love it, you talk shit about me being a bitch and then you go and own yourself with an epic typo........ fucking awesome!!!! But if you really want a beef fairy to come visit you, you can keep that little tidbit to yourself. No gaying up my welcome thread!

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90425)
I love it, you talk shit about me being a bitch and then you go and own yourself with an epic typo........ fucking awesome!!!! But if you really want a beef fairy to come visit you, you can keep that little tidbit to yourself. No gaying up my welcome thread!



ya but i called myself on it and COMPLETELY REDEEMED MYSELF.

beef fairy.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 02:54 PM

He talks shit just to hear himself think (sorry dude, it's 5am and I'm a little drunk).

But seriously, you should feel invited, if he didn't already like you, he wouldn't have even bothered to post.

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 02:56 PM

Beef Fairy...Lmao

Ohio Fucks I swear.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90427)
He talks shit just to hear himself think (sorry dude, it's 5am and I'm a little drunk).

But seriously, you should feel invited, if he didn't already like you, he wouldn't have even bothered to post.

o i donno about that.

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90426)
ya but i called myself on it and COMPLETELY REDEEMED MYSELF.

beef fairy.

Self redemption that no one else acknowledges doesn't count.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90427)
But seriously, you should feel invited, if he didn't already like you, he wouldn't have even bothered to post.

my life is now complete

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 02:57 PM

which part?

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90433)
Self redemption that no one else acknowledges doesn't count.

my life is no complete

hah. caught ya before you fixxed it.

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 02:58 PM

You had me at hello

Rider 11-09-2008 02:58 PM

:welcome::twfix:

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90433)
my life is now complete

Something tells me that you're as much a smartass as the rest of us

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90439)
Something tells me that you're as much a smartass as the rest of us

yea, we really need one more smart ass muckin stuff up around here.

at least she's got tits... you dont have tits mike.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:02 PM

"It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass."

And you're right about the tattas, I'd look kinda goofy with boobs

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 03:02 PM

Not that your aware of anyway ;)

And yes Titties make the world go round.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90442)
"It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass."

And you're right about the tattas, I'd look kinda goofy with boobs

you look kind of goofy as is.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 90443)
Not that your aware of anyway ;)

And yes Titties make the world go round.

WTF is that s'posed to mean? :)

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90444)
you look kind of goofy as is.

Truth be told, I can't argue that even if I tried. And working the hours that I do, I look even worse than before

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 03:05 PM

You could have a nice perky set of Man Boobs...Lol

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 90447)
You could have a nice perky set of Man Boobs...Lol

I'd guess mike clocks in at about 150 soaking wet... if he had man boobs he'd topple over.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 90447)
You could have a nice perky set of Man Boobs...Lol

Ya, not so much, I am nowhere near fat enough for man tits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90449)
I'd guess mike clocks in at about 150 soaking wet... if he had man boobs he'd topple over.

I wish I could hit 150 soaking wet, but it would funny to see me face plant because of a set of boobs.

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90450)
Ya, not so much, I am nowhere near fat enough for man tits.



I wish I could hit 150 soaking wet

Actually You would be surprised...You dont have to be fat to have what one would consider "Man boobs"

I know a someone who worked out religiously and does MMA and Ji Jit Zu and all that Jazz and is Jacked...And Had "Man Boobs" He had surgery to remove the excess fat on his chest...no matter what he did with his work out regiment it wouldn't go away.

But anyway........

VatorMan 11-09-2008 03:10 PM

I give this intro thread a 8 out of 10. Girl/Homoz/Ownage all in the same thread. What more can you ask?

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 03:11 PM

All we need is some Bare titty action and it'd be a 10!!!

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 90454)
Actually You would be surprised...You dont have to be fat to have what one would consider "Man boobs"

I know a someone who worked out religiously and does MMA and Ji Jit Zu and all that Jazz and is Jacked...And Had "Man Boobs" He had surgery to remove the excess fat on his chest...no matter what he did with his work out regiment it wouldn't go away.

But anyway........

ya, not this guy, I could hide under the paint on my gas tank if I wanted

Is it possible that we scared her off?

marko138 11-09-2008 03:14 PM

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...nchwelcome.gif

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90457)
ya, not this guy, I could hide under the paint on my gas tank if I wanted

Is it possible that we scared her off?

Possibly...We're not exactly Gentlemen Like around these Parts.

marko138 11-09-2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 90461)
Possibly...We're not exactly Gentlemen Like around these Parts.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...es/PDT_tit.gif

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90463)


That's great!

marko138 11-09-2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90466)
That's great!

I'm busting out the arsenal.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90468)
I'm busting out the arsenal.

Aren't you supposed to be anti-social?

I apologize beforehand if I actually manage to offend someone, I am inebriated

marko138 11-09-2008 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90471)
Aren't you supposed to be anti-social?

I apologize beforehand if I actually manage to offend someone, I am inebriated

Some ignorant bastards on this forum my claim so. I disagree. I'm very personable.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90473)
Some ignorant bastards on this forum my claim so. I disagree. I'm very personable.

marko prefers not the company of douche nozzles, that is all. i wouldnt say thats anti social, i'd say thats down right proper.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90473)
Some ignorant bastards on this forum my claim so. I disagree. I'm very personable.

Most good

marko138 11-09-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90475)
marko prefers not the company of douche nozzles, that is all. i wouldnt say thats anti social, i'd say thats down right proper.

Thank you.




BTW...you don't approach 5000 posts by being anti-social. :lol: :rockwoot:

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90478)
Thank you.




BTW...you don't approach 5000 posts by being anti-social. :lol: :rockwoot:

Some would Argue that Statement...But I for one do Not...Lol

marko138 11-09-2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 90481)
Some would Argue that Statement...But I for one do Not...Lol

What are you saying?

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90475)
marko prefers not the company of douche nozzles, that is all. i wouldnt say thats anti social, i'd say thats down right proper.

We completely agree on that point, blatant douchery should not be tollerated anywhere.

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90478)
Thank you.




BTW...you don't approach 5000 posts by being anti-social. :lol: :rockwoot:

Truth be told

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90482)
What are you saying?

sounds like he disagrees with the douches

marko138 11-09-2008 03:26 PM

We've totally took a shit on this introduction thread. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...es/pooping.gif

Sixxxxer 11-09-2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90482)
What are you saying?

5k Posts is Alot...I'm saying Someone could argue that he is infact anti social because all he does is post on the forum not go out and meet and great with everyone.

Just playing devils advocate a little

Dont mind me

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90439)
Something tells me that you're as much a smartass as the rest of us

I just might surprise ya!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90457)
Is it possible that we scared her off?

It would take a lot more than what has been dished out so far to run me off!

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90478)
BTW...you don't approach 5000 posts by being anti-social. :lol: :rockwoot:

Nope, that is certainly Post Whore behavior. Kel should be there soon as the rate she's going and I'll be right behind her!

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:28 PM

I was thinking something very close to that marko

Hondahugger, I'd like to apologize and take full responsibility for completely and utterly jacking your intro, :sorry:

marko138 11-09-2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 90487)
5k Posts is Alot...I'm saying Someone could argue that he is infact anti social because all he does is post on the forum not go out and meet and great with everyone.

Just playing devils advocate a little

Dont mind me

Alright. You've made your point. I see your logic.

I'm friendly...have a burger. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...milies/bbq.gif

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90491)
Alright. You've made your point. I see your logic.

I'm friendly...have a burger. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...milies/bbq.gif

just don't tell NtS that meats on the table, he has a thing for beef.

marko138 11-09-2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90493)
just don't tell NtS that meats on the table, he has a thing for beef.

I've heard that. :lol:

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90490)
I was thinking something very close to that marko

Hondahugger, I'd like to apologize and take full responsibility for completely and utterly jacking your intro, :sorry:

it's okay, my very first intro thread on another forum has been going for 6 months now and has 814 posts in it. I've kinda of learned that this will happen.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90489)
It would take a lot more than what has been dished out so far to run me off!

Most good :)

marko138 11-09-2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90497)
it's okay, my very first intro thread on another forum has been going for 6 months now and has 814 posts in it. I've kinda of learned that this will happen.

Impressive.

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90493)
just don't tell NtS that meats on the table, he has a thing for beef.

I think Admin should change his user title to The Beef Fairy and lock it so he can't change it back!

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90502)
I think Admin should change his user title to The Beef Fairy and lock it so he can't change it back!

psssst, ask trip

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90491)
Alright. You've made your point. I see your logic.

I'm friendly...have a burger. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...milies/bbq.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90493)
just don't tell NtS that meats on the table, he has a thing for beef.

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90495)
I've heard that. :lol:

guys, seriously... you dont like red meat?

marko138 11-09-2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90505)
guys, seriously... you dont like red meat?

Love it. The more rare the better.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:35 PM

hell if you guys think its funny i'll do it for ya.

marko138 11-09-2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90508)
hell if you guys think its funny i'll do it for ya.

Always a team player.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90508)
hell if you guys think its funny i'll do it for ya.


?????nani??????

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:39 PM

But as far as intro threads go, this one seems a little lacking. There aren't any details whatsoever.

Hondahugger, what do you ride? Where do you ride (track, street only)? What kind of riders do you ride with (squids, racers, tourers, etc)?

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 03:39 PM

Thanks Softy, saves me the trouble of asking him to do it! :dthumb:

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90517)
Thanks Softy, saves me the trouble of asking him to do it! :dthumb:

NtS is fine. no need to play dirty.

I'd like to think trip and I are good enough friends that he wouldnt do it anyways... Who am i kidding he'd prolly just do it cause we are friends.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90530)
NtS is fine. no need to play dirty.

I'd like to think trip and I are good enough friends that he wouldnt do it anyways... Who am i kidding he'd prolly just do it cause we are friends.

Ain't no prolly about it, he'd screw with you just to screw with you. Look at what happened to drewpy...

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90516)
Hondahugger, what do you ride? Where do you ride (track, street only)? What kind of riders do you ride with (squids, racers, tourers, etc)?

Well, my screen name should give a hint.
What do I ride: 05 CBR1000RR
Where do I ride: Street, plan on starting track soon
Kind of Riders: NO SQUIDS!! Group Rides and Bike Nights with experienced riders and not young irresponsible punks.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90538)
Well, my screen name should give a hint.
What do I ride: 05 CBR1000RR
Where do I ride: Street, plan on starting track soon
Kind of Riders: NO SQUIDS!! Group Rides and Bike Nights with experienced riders and not young irresponsible punks.

i've met just as many OLD irresponsible punks on sport bikes as young guys, unfortunately... just the other day i was talking to a guy who rolled up on a stretched gix1000. we were at the bar. what a tool.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 90538)
Well, my screen name should give a hint.
What do I ride: 05 CBR1000RR
Where do I ride: Street, plan on starting track soon
Kind of Riders: NO SQUIDS!! Group Rides and Bike Nights with experienced riders and not young irresponsible punks.

SWEET, more big honda's!!!! I'm so excited. But seriously, you're screenname only tells the maker, not the rocket. Could've been a race ready CBR, or mayhaps a VFR, or even *gasp* another RC.

And no squids, even better, hopefully we'll keep you around for a while.

marko138 11-09-2008 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90547)
SWEET, more big honda's!!!! I'm so excited. But seriously, you're screenname only tells the maker, not the rocket. Could've been a race ready CBR, or mayhaps a VFR, or even *gasp* another RC.

RC's are wicked. They were on my short list before I bought the Buell.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90547)
SWEET, more big honda's!!!! I'm so excited. But seriously, you're screenname only tells the maker, not the rocket. Could've been a race ready CBR, or mayhaps a VFR, or even *gasp* another RC.

mike are you doin X tonight?

marko138 11-09-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90550)
mike are you doin X tonight?

:lol:

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90549)
RC's are wicked. They were on my short list before I bought the Buell.

ya, they're a dif ride altogether. rode mikes a little bit down in Tenn, they're real thumpers.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90544)
i've met just as many OLD irresponsible punks on sport bikes as young guys, unfortunately... just the other day i was talking to a guy who rolled up on a stretched gix1000. we were at the bar. what a tool.

Gotta love drunk bastards on motorcycles just jacking up the rotation. I've always wondered why the idiots flock to suzuki's?

marko138 11-09-2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90552)
ya, they're a dif ride altogether. rode mikes a little bit down in Tenn, they're real thumpers.

I've never rode one...just sat on one. It felt top heavy.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90555)
Gotta love drunk bastards on motorcycles just jacking up the rotation. I've always wondered why the idiots flock to suzuki's?

"gixxer" sounds cool. its like birds and shiny things.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90557)
I've never rode one...just sat on one. It felt top heavy.

that might have been the spare tire in your shirt you're carrying...


they do feel a bit clunky though, but ever since my RR w/ the lowered tank and airbox config, etc, any bike with the up top gas tank kind of feels a bit top heavy.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90550)
mike are you doin X tonight?

Sorry bro, but X is in Vermont until she's either sold or I get back. If she still isn't sold by the time I get back from the desert, then I won't be selling her.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90552)
ya, they're a dif ride altogether. rode mikes a little bit down in Tenn, they're real thumpers.

TM really does thump (and thunder and whine). :):):) But I can't argue with what she is, she just feels right. She has her moments (hence her name), but she just fits.

marko138 11-09-2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90566)
that might have been the spare tire in your shirt you're carrying...


they do feel a bit clunky though, but ever since my RR w/ the lowered tank and airbox config, etc, any bike with the up top gas tank kind of feels a bit top heavy.

Spare tire? C'mon holmes.

Hondahugger 11-09-2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90544)
i've met just as many OLD irresponsible punks on sport bikes as young guys, unfortunately... just the other day i was talking to a guy who rolled up on a stretched gix1000. we were at the bar. what a tool.

Down here in South Florida, it's a safe bet that if there's an Under 21 tag under the ass, it's a squid and idiot rider. But I do agree, I have seen some 'older' riders do some stupid shit too!

I saw a Stretched Busa the other night and it just looked rediculous!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSP1 (Post 90547)
And no squids, even better, hopefully we'll keep you around for a while.

I came over with the CF influx, its Kel's fault!

NONE_too_SOFT 11-09-2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 90572)
Spare tire? C'mon holmes.

i know, weak sauce.

MikeSP1 11-09-2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 90566)
that might have been the spare tire in your shirt you're carrying...


they do feel a bit clunky though, but ever since my RR w/ the lowered tank and airbox config, etc, any bike with the up top gas tank kind of feels a bit top heavy.

She's only clunky down low in the rev's. The clunk feels natural when you're shifting gears, she just lets you know by the feel that she's doing alright.


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