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Gas Man 07-14-2009 10:35 AM

$2.25 for ultimate pleasure
 
Found this in a gas station bathroom just south of the Ohio/Kentucky border.

First you take the "Maximum Strength Genuine Horny Goat Weed" for "Sexual Stimilation for Men" cause it "Increases Male Libido and Sensitivity"

Then put on the "BARE SKIN" cause it's "Almost like using nothing at all!" latex condom

But for "The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal" try a "Glow-in-the-dark TINGLER RING"

Man the fun I could have with this and a truck stop!!!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l3...s/SSPX0363.jpg

tommymac 07-14-2009 10:36 AM

maybe that beetle in the other thread was there too :lol:

Tom

Particle Man 07-14-2009 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 240780)
maybe that beetle in the other thread was there too :lol:

Tom

nah, he wouldn't have blown all over the leaf if it was in a bag :lol:

marko138 07-14-2009 10:51 AM

These threads really aren't that funny when you can't see the pics!

Trip 07-14-2009 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 240792)
nah, he wouldn't have blown all over the leaf if it was in a bag :lol:

lolz

smileyman 07-14-2009 11:10 AM

2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop...

Gas Man 07-14-2009 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 240829)
2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop...

For a lot lizard? No way!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 240805)
These threads really aren't that funny when you can't see the pics!

Sorry man... can't help ya without ruining it

Fleck750 07-14-2009 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 240829)
2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop...

$20 at the max. Have you ever got a good look at a lot lizard? :lmao:

caveman 07-14-2009 10:19 PM

The Hillbilly
 
Not even the worst of it. Some barefoot hillbilly went in just after Gas and as he was coming out the hillbilly had his barefoot on the counter showing the attendant lady some skin condition on the bottom of his tar black hoof. :runaway:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 240776)
Found this in a gas station bathroom just south of the Ohio/Kentucky border.

First you take the "Maximum Strength Genuine Horny Goat Weed" for "Sexual Stimilation for Men" cause it "Increases Male Libido and Sensitivity"

Then put on the "BARE SKIN" cause it's "Almost like using nothing at all!" latex condom

But for "The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal" try a "Glow-in-the-dark TINGLER RING"

Man the fun I could have with this and a truck stop!!!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l3...s/SSPX0363.jpg


Avatard 07-14-2009 10:30 PM

Here's the scoop on the Horny Goat Weed:

Apparently named such because a certain goat herder noticed that his goats would get considerably more frisky when they ate a certain plant, it turns out that the stuff offers the same benefits as Viagra, with no apparent side-effects.

Scientists did a study on it recently and found it to be essentially just as effective as Viagra, although I believe you need to take it regularly, as it is a dietary supplement, and not a drug.

If the FDA starts regulating supplements, you can bet your ass this one will get pulled. Far too much money is made on Viagra.


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