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derf 05-28-2011 05:01 PM

how do you pay tolls?
 
I have a 25 step process to paying tolls.

1. pull up to toll booth
2. stop bike, shut it off this might take some time
3. get off bike
4. open tank bag, look inside, close tank bag
5. open tail bag , look inside, close tail bag
6. put hand on hip, scratch head
7. search pockets in riding jacket
8. give finger to car behind you that is honking
9. search pockets in riding pants
10. put hand on hip, scratch head, make angry grunting sound
11. open tank bag again, look inside tank bag again close tank bag
12. have idea, hold up finger to watch the shadow from the lightbulb iluminated above head
13. remove top of 1 piece suit
14. pull 1 piece suit down to ankle level
15. remove money from wallet in jeans
16. pay toll
17. pull up suit, zip up tight, adjust balls
18. ensure tail bag is closed
19. ensure tank bag is closed
20. mount bike
21. attempt to start bike
22. look around like an idiot
23. put up kick stand, turn kill switch back to the weird circle setting
24. wave at car behind you that is now honking insecantly and cursing at you
25. ride away

Tsunami 05-28-2011 05:06 PM

EZ pass?

Avatard 05-28-2011 05:09 PM

I think it's safe to say that the toll booth was not invented by a motorcyclist.

Porkchop 05-28-2011 05:09 PM

What are toll booths? redflip

Gotta love Columbus!

Dave 05-28-2011 05:52 PM

I ride past the booth and let the passenger handle the transaction

Particle Man 05-28-2011 07:39 PM

EZ Pass. The one on my bike has an M on it so I remember which one is supposed to be for the bike :lol:

OneSickPsycho 05-28-2011 07:45 PM

E-Pass... Sometimes... or wheelie through it at a high rate of speed... or reach back and hide it with my hand...

Gas Man 05-28-2011 09:24 PM

I thought about getting an easy pass but they have fees and I don't use it enough.

Particle Man 05-29-2011 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 472994)
I thought about getting an easy pass but they have fees and I don't use it enough.

Fees?

derf 05-29-2011 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 472994)
I thought about getting an easy pass but they have fees and I don't use it enough.

Different locations have different fees, VA and MA along with buffalo, NY dont charge any fees. You just need to sign up in those locations.


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