Melting the cornea is bad, M'kay?
 

http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/05/26/...gh-their-eyes/

Those crazy college kids...

they could just take a funnel to the rectum...

Yea i've been hearing about this all over the place lately.

Hey kids, go from seeing double to seeing nothing at all, its worth it!

I gotta try that

Really?

This country is beyond fucked.

We have IV ethanol at the hospital, I iwll stick with that :lol:

Could this be Darwins law hard at work?

Kill off the stupid and weak?

No, this just makes them blind so they can leach off the government for assistance. I wish it did kill them though.

At least it helps guarantee me future employment in emergency medicine. Cant wait to get my first skullfucking injury :lol:

I'm disappointed. No one made the "blind drunk" reference.