Another dumbass...
 

... riding a gixxer, who also can't spell, use proper grammar, or pick a heterosexual song for his video.

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This is the song that should've been in that video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98uOM8OQnhw

... There was something in the road. instead of swerving around it i panicked and though "omg what do i do". but it was a little birdy, and i thought to myself "haha thats just a bird im going to do the newbiest thing in the world,and actually turn my body 180 degrees and target fixate on something i've already passed"... well while i was catching an eyeful of the pretty birdie i realized i should probobly pay attention because im going way to fast on this obviously unkept road. I turn around "omgwtfuckzors" the roads out. i grabbed the brake because i panicked, and had no other options (except maybe not grab a hand full of brake and just ride it out to either side, or in between, the signs). My signature fit LEVI STRAUS jeans didnt hold up like i thought they would, but since i wasnt wearing proper riding gloves the first thing i felt was the flesh being torn from my girlish hands. maybe if i would have worked on my bike more i could have developed callis's that could have minimized the damage, but nay...



i could go on, but eh, whats the point. there have been a LOT of stupid riders doing STUPID shit around here lately... almost makes me apprehensive about getting on the bike again. almost.

I like how he ends it with, "be safe out there guys." How bout, "wear your gear and don't be a dumbass and look BACK at a fucking bird that you already missed!!

Ummm someone please explain to me how his face was so screwed, when his helmet has just scratches on it... maybe it came off? I find that hard to believe....

This is the logical argument I have the rest would just be yelling at him for not taking out the flippin bird...

how about at the end telling people to WEAR GEAR! I imagine if he's as moronic as he's let on... he didn't get a helmet to fit right... and it either flew off... or slid down and mashed his face...

moron

That just breaks my heart! :hss:

I have the same helmet but in black, maybe i should go and get a better one???
All in all cant be too bad, it saved his mullet.
I got a theory, his girl was riding and he was riding bitch and she pulled a wheelie and he fell off.:zowned:

although you called your own owned smiley...

i concur.

The dude looked like a Khaki short wearing flip flop sporting hippy. And how long and fast do you have ot be going to miss a huge "THE ROAD IS MOTHER FUCKING CLOSED" sign. I think the orange barriers would have been a good give away even without hte road closed sign. Like having "Ambulance" spelled backwards so people who are curious what the big box looking thing with the flashing lights and loud noises is that is currently on their ass.