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Originally Posted by Hydrant
I saw this on another forum I frequent and thought this was pretty spot on for the O.W.S.
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True.
I didn't see one Amish guy in that whole crowd.
Wait. That's it. This is how we get our country back.
Here's the plan:
Phase One- We get the hippies to cook up ten million pounds of pot brownies. Then, we hold a ginormous party. We invite all the lobbyists, and CEO's, as well as Congress, and other useless assholes. It will be easy to get them to come. We just promise them all a chance to win their very own state, at the silent auction.
Phase Two- As soon as everybody is ripped, we have Cher yell, "Hey everybody, there's a bunch cool buggies out front!".
Phase Three-The Amish wave and dance around the buggies.
Phase Four- When all the people stream out of the party, we have the Tea Party folks mow them down with Pre-Clinton ban assault rifles.
Problem solved, everybody's happy, world peace breaks out, and we all go out for a beer, (except for the Amish, who we blame this whole thing on, before we send them all to Gitmo).
JC