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Old 02-16-2012, 08:20 AM   #33
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Originally Posted by pauldun170 View Post
So to summarize the story.

Mom packs a shitty lunch for her shitty kid and sends her off to retard school.
the retard school program was established because guilt ridden people with normal kids thought something needed to be done for all the stupid poor people who couldn't afford to send their kids off to therapists and were worried that all the little poor retard kids would make start rubbing off on the normal kids.

Win win where poor people could drop off their kid at a free babysitter that would also help them with school and make sure they get a good meal.

Person checking up on the school see's little girl with a crappy lunch and gives her an approved lunch. (poor people with their sugar drinks...)

Mother gets "Oh noes they diddant" and shoots gift horse in face.

FoxNews reports Obama sends political appointee to take little girls lunch and replace it with fried chicken prepared by Hillary Clinton who then sends a cleaning bill to mother.


Hilarity ensues


However...I'm still looking into this so this is just a draft summary
Sounds like a pretty good lunch, to me. When I was that age my lunch, on school days, frequently consisted of a bologna sandwich with mayo, on white bread, and a bowl of Lipton's chicken noodle soup (from powder mix).

Hell, these days no one can seem to decide if there are four food groups, five food groups, or a whole fucking pyramid. Let parents feed their kids.
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