THAT'S why I feel like take'n a louisville slugger to the pearly whites of all the squids I see...
I talked to a guy today about bikes... and he was telling me about all the times he ran from a cop... one instance he's sure he caused a head on collision! and he said this like he was the fucking man.
I called him a fucking douchnozzle (in honor of Trip) and saluted him and went on my way... fuck'n 23 year old 2nd lt.
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