Found this in a gas station bathroom just south of the Ohio/Kentucky border.
First you take the "Maximum Strength Genuine Horny Goat Weed" for "Sexual Stimilation for Men" cause it "Increases Male Libido and Sensitivity"
Then put on the "BARE SKIN" cause it's "Almost like using nothing at all!" latex condom
But for "The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal" try a "Glow-in-the-dark TINGLER RING"
Man the fun I could have with this and a truck stop!!!