Not even the worst of it. Some barefoot hillbilly went in just after Gas and as he was coming out the hillbilly had his barefoot on the counter showing the attendant lady some skin condition on the bottom of his tar black hoof.
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Originally Posted by Gas Man
Found this in a gas station bathroom just south of the Ohio/Kentucky border.
First you take the "Maximum Strength Genuine Horny Goat Weed" for "Sexual Stimilation for Men" cause it "Increases Male Libido and Sensitivity"
Then put on the "BARE SKIN" cause it's "Almost like using nothing at all!" latex condom
But for "The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal" try a "Glow-in-the-dark TINGLER RING"
Man the fun I could have with this and a truck stop!!!
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