Please read the rules carefully as they will determine the winner.
Contest will end at 8:52pm
1. You may only post once in this thread
2. Your post must have profound meaning in a magically wonderous sort of way.
3. Your post must be simple enough, so derf can understand it.
4. You must not post the word "ginger" or "soulless" or "sixxxxer."
5. You may ask a question, but only if it's not related to this thread and you don't really feel like winning.
6. All posts must contain a very descriptive paragraph about a monkey screwing a coconut.
7. As always, rule #7, Flaming is encouraged
8. You must include a valid reason why Ebbs is a homo.
9. Go big or don't post.
10. TWFix staff are not allowed to participate in this contest.
11. You must include an original humorous photoshop of a previous PotM in your post. (MS paint is fine, does not have to be top notch)