[Captain Morgan]

Ebbs is a homo for a very simple reason. He had multiple opportunities to hook up with Rae, and slept in the same bed multiple times with her, and could not pull the trigger. In fact, one time Rae stripped down to nothing and told him to put it to her. However, he was too engrossed in the documentary about monkeys screwing coconuts. Ebbs told me all about the show, and how the monkey would caress the coconut, then kiss it, then poke a hole in the coconut. The monkey would start licking the coconut hole until it got it's fill, then it would pull out it's pecker and try to shove it into the coconut. Ebbs went into detail about how fascinating it was watching a monkey screw a coconut, all the while, Rae was sitting naked on the bed next to him, begging him to fuck her. He ignored her completely because she wasn't a monkey, or a coconut...or CEO

Ebbs later said he wished he could do a stoppie and kiss CEO. I think the image would be something similar to the following...