Wow, I'd be pretty pissed if I had bought a blast.
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Hey America, remember how we sold you thousands of motorcycles called Blasts? Remember that? Funny story, it turns out that they were shitty, gutless bikes for wimps and little girls. LOL
Seriously though, that sucks you paid thousands of dollars for them, you should just throw them away because they're girlie and crappy and you should buy a NEW BLAST when we release it.
Isn't that clever how we turned the shortcomings of a low quality product we sold you into a hip, edgy marketing campaign for a new bike we want to sell you?
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