Ever given any thought to Supermoto?
Sportbikes can be fun on the track, and I guess look cool to young girls... But this amount of fun is pretty much illegal. Also you don't wind up with sore wrists, ass and legs from cruising it around or cutting some laps at a trackday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHJHQYvqqNk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpHC8HQyKgE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XclcbhmnF0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeUK6aOEJKo