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Old 02-14-2011, 12:05 PM   #16
pauldun170
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Originally Posted by Gas Man View Post
From an article for J&P Cycles






Certainly it's an advert but it makes you think.

What's in your garage?

Do you fit the stereotype?

I know I own all HDs, I fit some of the stereo types but destroy many others.

from there site in the bios page
http://www.motorcyclepartsandaccesso...m/blogger-bios
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He started out working part-time while finishing up classes at WyoTech Motorcycle Technical School, where he specialized in Asian motorcycles.


Translation of blog post

Dear customers, yall know we been working on yer lifestyle vehicles for over 30 years. We've done our best to make sure you hogs run right and even you queers with yer wanna be, American job killin Japapanese Harley copies have been welcome into our little home for years.

Well..after looking at our numbers and looking over the market we decided that the crotch rocket (them "PING KOW POW CHO WOW FOO" manufacturers) and socialist yuppie fag market (land of the surrender monkeys, tea sippers and those fellas that gave us our awesome pointy helmets) is too hard to ignore.

Therefore, we ask you to spread the word. when you come across a rider of one of those "other bikes", let them know about us.

Right after you inform them that they should have gotten a real motorcycle, let them know of a great place to come do business with.
Us.

We got some new, younger guys here who ride some of them jap bikes. Use em for drag racing and they get some good quarter mile times once you squeeze the 300 tire (which as you know is a hot seller) on a new longer swingarm. Our techs have lets us know oil changes are pretty straighforward on em and with the internet now we can order any of them parts from ronayers or something and toss em on.

In summary...when you bump into another rider on either a queer ship or crotch rocket, say somethin about us and bite your tongue.

Its tough times and we have mouths to feed.
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer

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