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12-15-2008, 05:26 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
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US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico
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12-15-2008, 05:29 PM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
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High-grade LULZ.
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12-15-2008, 06:18 PM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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guess he wasn't the expert he thought he was.
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12-15-2008, 06:27 PM
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moderator chick
  
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
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I shouldn't laugh. But, I laughed...
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12-15-2008, 06:38 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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Felix Batisita's last recorded lecture;
"Now then, preventing a kidnapping is not nearly as complicated as you might think. Take me for example. If I was worried about being kidnapped, I wouldn't be wearing this expensive looking business suit, and a three thousand dollar Rolex in Mexico. That would just be stupid. Also, I'd want to avoid flashing money around an outdoor cafe, in plain sight of anyone passing by. Again, not smart. Here's another tip; under no circumstances should you walk over to a group of men wearing masks, and ask them where they got that really cool looking windowless van, like I'm about to do. Trust me, that would be a really bad idea." JC
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12-15-2008, 09:11 PM
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too much time on my hands
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: the northern district of god damn
Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now.
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wow thats hysterical.. I'd think its easier to just avoid mexico and ride through michigan. substantially safer I'd think.
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12-15-2008, 09:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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Irony FTW
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12-15-2008, 09:56 PM
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I'm so much cooler online
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cartersville, GA
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12-16-2008, 12:01 AM
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South of Heaven
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Michigan
Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition
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mexico is out of hand.. the drug cartels are way out of hand and running the show.. if you don't comply they kill your family.. you still don't comply they kill you.. they employ the military and really no one there knows who is the police or military and who is the cartel.. i have been following this for a while.. just saw a recent gangland on history channel about los zetas and they are extremely powerful and extremely dangerous...
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12-16-2008, 12:07 AM
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This is not the sig line.
Join Date: Dec 2008
Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, *moto*...
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That was a very poorly written article.
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