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Old 01-27-2011, 07:26 PM   #1
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Why is this crap in my fridge?

I sure as hell didn't buy it. What's the goddamn point? Butter with air in it. Fucking Air-Butter. It takes a cubic foot of the shit to make anything taste like it has actual fucking butter on it. WHY? Probably goes great with helium filled marmalade.

Who invented this shit? Assholes, that's who.

"Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!"

Well fuck that, fuck them, and fuck whipped butter.

Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it.

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Old 01-27-2011, 07:32 PM   #2
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The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.
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The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.
Throw that shit out, you lazy bastard.
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Throw that shit out, you lazy bastard.
My wife probably uses it and I would get in trouble.
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Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water?
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Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water?
In North Korea maybe.

Cream and salt.

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Old 01-27-2011, 08:51 PM   #7
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I love whipped butter.
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Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks.

I keep stick butter in the fridge for measuring and cooking.
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