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Old 05-09-2010, 09:04 AM   #1
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Old 05-09-2010, 11:17 AM   #2
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Old 05-09-2010, 12:52 PM   #3
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Why hasn't this guy ended up in a ditch by now?
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Old 05-12-2010, 07:30 AM   #4
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Old 05-12-2010, 07:48 AM   #5
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Been saying it for years, and probably until I die: FTP.
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:13 AM   #6
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"As far as the defacing of department property—all right, the shit on the side of the building . . . and on people's lockers, and drawing penises in people's memo books, and whatever else is going on—just knock it off, all right?" a Sergeant A. can be heard saying. "If the wrong person sees this stuff coming in here, then IAB [the Internal Affairs Bureau] is going to be all over this place, all right? . . . You want to draw penises, draw them in your own memo book. . . And don't actually draw on the wall."

Looks like someone's been watching too much Superbad... the funniest scene btw:
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:15 AM   #7
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