HA! D.B. Cooper f*cking got away with it!

Avatard · 08-03-2011, 10:28 PM

Marla Cooper said she was 8 years old when she saw her uncle a few days after the skyjacking at a family gathering at her grandmother's house in Sisters, Ore. — not far from where D.B. Cooper is believed to have jumped out of the plane.

She said her uncle was wearing a white T-shirt and was "bloody and bruised."

"I asked him what happened. He told me that they’d been in a car accident. My other uncle who was with L.D. said., 'Marla, just shut up and go get your dad.'"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44006105...me_and_courts/

derf · 08-03-2011, 10:40 PM

unless she can match known DB Cooper DNA to that of her family, and somehow link some of the money that was found a few decades ago, then I don't believe it.

shmike · 08-04-2011, 12:06 AM

If it will help the case, I'd be willing to donate some DNA to the Cooper family via Ms. Marla.

Gas Man · 08-04-2011, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by shmike

If it will help the case, I'd be willing to donate some DNA to the Cooper family via Ms. Marla.

This one? Hmmm.... maybe if the body rocked. Looks a bit rode hard put away wet.

shmike · 08-04-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

This one? Hmmm.... maybe if the body rocked. Looks a bit rode hard put away wet.

The pic is 'tards post was much more flattering.

Soap-opera-soft-lens FTL.

Still, she's not bad looking considering she's pushing 50.

Particle Man · 08-04-2011, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmike

The pic is 'tards post was much more flattering.

Soap-opera-soft-lens FTL.

Still, she's not bad looking considering she's pushing 50.

So you want to be pushing 50 as well?

From behind....

Homeslice · 08-04-2011, 03:48 AM

So I guess the plane had to land in order to get his cash and parachute? Pretty weaksauce homeland security if they landed without attempting to take him out.

Homeslice · 08-04-2011, 07:11 AM

Particle Man · 08-05-2011, 04:02 PM

Captain Morgan · 08-07-2011, 05:38 PM

I'm wondering why we're even wasting resources trying to solve this case.

08-03-2011, 10:28 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	*HA! D.B. Cooper fcking got away with it!** Marla Cooper said she was 8 years old when she saw her uncle a few days after the skyjacking at a family gathering at her grandmother's house in Sisters, Ore. — not far from where D.B. Cooper is believed to have jumped out of the plane. She said her uncle was wearing a white T-shirt and was "bloody and bruised." "I asked him what happened. He told me that they’d been in a car accident. My other uncle who was with L.D. said., 'Marla, just shut up and go get your dad.'" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44006105...me_and_courts/ __________________ Insert free thought here.

08-03-2011, 10:40 PM	#2
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	unless she can match known DB Cooper DNA to that of her family, and somehow link some of the money that was found a few decades ago, then I don't believe it. __________________

08-04-2011, 12:06 AM	#3
shmike Follower Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,549	If it will help the case, I'd be willing to donate some DNA to the Cooper family via Ms. Marla. __________________ Racing For Smiles

08-05-2011, 04:02 PM	#9
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

08-04-2011, 03:48 AM	#7
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	So I guess the plane had to land in order to get his cash and parachute? Pretty weaksauce homeland security if they landed without attempting to take him out.

08-04-2011, 07:11 AM	#8
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351

08-07-2011, 05:38 PM	#10
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	I'm wondering why we're even wasting resources trying to solve this case.