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Old 03-09-2012, 05:18 AM   #11
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She looks hot but I'm not clicking on porn at work..

tried it on my phone but it's one of those stupid mobile sites that redirects me away to the generic home page... guess i'll have to wait.
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:27 AM   #12
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I'd be depressed if the women I was screwing laid there like that.
Damn girl...at least shake around some party favors or balloons or something..
If I were the guy I'd set up a game of battle ship on her stomach to pass the time.
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Old 03-09-2012, 10:31 AM   #13
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That might be the best looking one yet.
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Old 03-09-2012, 02:18 PM   #14
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So, someone has to be watching these porns to know their kid's teacher is a pornstar....
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Old 03-09-2012, 02:30 PM   #15
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I've been watching as much porn as possible looking for my kids teachers
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Old 03-09-2012, 02:35 PM   #16
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I've been watching as much porn as possible looking for my kids teachers
Blackmail for sex?
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Old 03-09-2012, 02:36 PM   #17
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Old 03-09-2012, 02:46 PM   #18
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:20 PM   #19
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It was funnier the first time.
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