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Old 06-18-2009, 12:22 PM   #11
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you missed out on a lot of fun then.

when we were coming out of the sandbox we had to get every vehicle inspected. I told one guy that I knew he had been racing through the desert because his shocks needed calibrated. I sent him to motor pool and they sent him to another company, they sent him to another, finally after being sent to 4 different companies he came back, wasn't very happy but it was funny as hell that so many other people went along with it.
Nice! Like sending a private to find a box of grid squares..
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Old 06-18-2009, 12:26 PM   #12
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Nice! Like sending a private to find a box of grid squares..
hell yeah. left handed ratchets, and all the oldies like muffler bearings and blinker fluid.
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Old 06-18-2009, 12:32 PM   #13
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Sky hooks....
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:11 PM   #14
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Sky hooks....

yeah, my first day working at Timberland making boots, got sent to the main boss while in a meeting to ask him for a sky hook....sons of bitches
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:12 PM   #15
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board stretchers..
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:57 PM   #16
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Nice! Like sending a private to find a box of grid squares..
We send the new Airmen out to supply to get us 100yds of flightline. That or a can of dial tone (I'm comm).
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:59 PM   #17
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We send the new Airmen out to supply to get us 100yds of flightline. That or a can of dial tone (I'm comm).
Comm, huh? Tracy's AF friend is comm too.. I should text him and ask if he knows any other good noob pranks.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:02 PM   #18
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Im still giggling bout the 100yds of flightline...I can SO see that...
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:23 PM   #19
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In the Navy we send them to grease the relative bearing on the bridge, or to fetch a bucket of steam.

Personal favourite is when we take an old plum bob, tie some weak string to it. Tell the new guy it's a very expensive device used to test thermal layers in the water. He lowers it down over the side. It falls off. We convince him he just lost a 25,000 dollar sensor, and wait for the fun to unfold.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:43 PM   #20
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yeah, my first day working at Timberland making boots, got sent to the main boss while in a meeting to ask him for a sky hook....sons of bitches
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