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Old 02-01-2010, 03:07 PM   #11
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Grandma said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:11 PM   #12
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I'll need some of these first.
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:32 PM   #13
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I'll need some of these first.
No doubt.
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:33 PM   #14
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No doubt.
No diggity (and we've come full circle)
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Old 02-01-2010, 09:46 PM   #15
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My mom called me up last night, while I was on my way into town.

She told me I shouldn't be driving and talking on a cell phone at the same time.

So I hung up on her.
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:14 PM   #16
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I keep meaning to come back to this thread and take the test...





... but I keep getting distracted by text messages.
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:52 PM   #17
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F that shit, it makes me dizzy just watching it zig and zag. I don't drive like that so I'd never text like that.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:26 AM   #18
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Yeah that makes no sense at all.

Keyboard for steering wheel

mouse for texting.

Bullshit!

I can talk on the phone with my blue tooth, text with the phone, and drive 100mph better than the average person. Truely!

Of coarse I have logged thousands of hours in safety driving class....
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Old 02-02-2010, 07:30 AM   #19
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Yeah that makes no sense at all.

Keyboard for steering wheel

mouse for texting.

Bullshit!

I can talk on the phone with my blue tooth, text with the phone, and drive 100mph better than the average person. Truely!

Of coarse I have logged thousands of hours in safety driving class....

where they probably taught not to do that kind of crap

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Old 02-02-2010, 07:37 AM   #20
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Yeah that makes no sense at all.

Keyboard for steering wheel

mouse for texting.

Bullshit!

I can talk on the phone with my blue tooth, text with the phone, and drive 100mph better than the average person. Truely!

Of coarse I have logged thousands of hours in safety driving class....
Now you sound like markos wife
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