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Old 01-28-2011, 12:57 PM   #21
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Ever had an Aero chocolate bar?
Hell no - I like MILK in my chocolate, not air.
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Old 01-28-2011, 02:11 PM   #22
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Hell no - I like MILK in my chocolate, not air.
Air is in pretty much every candy.
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Old 01-28-2011, 02:16 PM   #23
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The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.
Throw that shit out, you lazy bastard.
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Old 01-28-2011, 02:28 PM   #24
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Air is in pretty much every candy.
but not as a selling point...I'm not buying air, I'm buying candy, it just comes with air. Whipped/Aero/Etc is selling you air with your whatever...

But I'm just old and grouchy...
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Old 01-28-2011, 03:08 PM   #25
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Throw that shit out, you lazy bastard.
My wife probably uses it and I would get in trouble.
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Old 01-28-2011, 06:21 PM   #26
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Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks.
I noticed that. The only reason I didn't say anything in all time I spent at your place, is that you never once ran out of bacon.

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So, why is it in your fridge?
Mrs. askmrjesus was at a work function with food attached. Her boss was shitting brick shaped kittens, because it had sat unopened and (OMG!) out of the fridge for an entire hour...She rescued it from the Lysol influenced paranoia that seems to pervade American thinking these days. Fucking idiots running around with little spray bottles, trying to sanitize the whole damn planet.

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First people start paying for WATER - now their paying for AIR?!

Get the fuck off my lawn!
I know, right? WTF?

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Old 01-28-2011, 07:29 PM   #27
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I noticed that. The only reason I didn't say anything in all time I spent at your place, is that you never once ran out of bacon.
A true man understands the importance of hot and cold running butter and bacon.
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Old 01-29-2011, 09:36 AM   #28
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A true man understands the importance of hot and cold running butter and bacon.
Damn now I definitely have to get another customer meeting set up in south Jersey


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Old 01-29-2011, 10:05 AM   #29
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Damn now I definitely have to get another customer meeting set up in south Jersey


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Old 01-29-2011, 10:15 AM   #30
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