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Old 12-11-2008, 05:48 PM   #21
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I got a dancing hamster from my Ex-In-Laws one year...a $3.00 dancing fucking hamster...the next year I got a separation...not so great at the time, but I appreciate it more everyday!
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:54 PM   #22
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Ouch Amorok!!

Instead of socks, have her get you a gift card to someplace that sells them! THen you can buy your own!

Have you ever told her they are the wrong thing tho? I know she might be offended but if you do it right I bet she'd get it!

And for me...friggin stuft animals. I hate stuft animals (yes I know I am spelling it wrong). And useless gifts. If you buy me something, get me something I can USE!!!
shit... just reject that package I sent you then
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:16 PM   #23
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shit... just reject that package I sent you then

OKay, well if its from yooooouuuu...i guess I can deal!

I've got to get yours in the mail...Im just hoping you love it...its useful AND appropriate!!
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:23 PM   #24
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You got him a Fleshlight!
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:29 PM   #25
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You got him a Fleshlight!
yeah but he accidentally the whole thing...
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:38 PM   #26
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OKay, well if its from yooooouuuu...i guess I can deal!

I've got to get yours in the mail...Im just hoping you love it...its useful AND appropriate!!
you serious? I hope you didn't get me anything...

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unless its that...
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:52 PM   #27
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Didn't see this until I had already posted in the other thread.

Few years back my ex got me a hand-sized rock carved in the shape of a buffalo. I thought it was an elephant, and I laughed. Guess who was in the dog house...

Yeah, that would be the same year I got her that iPod she always wanted. Clue #7, in retrospect.
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:04 PM   #28
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Shit, this is easy. Divorce paperwork, though technically it was the 26th. I was working on the 25th. Kinda ruins all future holidays when it continues giving the gift of bad memories.
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:57 PM   #29
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Dont feel bad, I didnt even get the papers, just a fucking phone call on Christmas eve. as I sit in Korea awaiting her arrival, she calls and says she isnt showing after a couple hours being late, and says she has already filed.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:38 PM   #30
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That fart.
That's probably the nicest thing I've read you write about her.


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yeah but he accidentally the whole thing...
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