Dammit, Jesus - Page 4

rogue · 05-04-2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

3. Hi! Thank God you're here! My daughter just shoved a crucifix in her moo moo, and called me a cocksucker. Do you guys do exorcisms?

JC

HurricaneHeather · 05-04-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

A couple of my friends have a porno sitting by the dvd player just in case. Standard procedure is to throw in the porno, skip to the facial scene, then everyone in the room get naked as fast as possible. Absolutely hilarious, until they keep talking to you like nothing is wrong, then you are in a somewhat awkward situation. They are persistent fuckers around here.

I would think it would be awkward for all of you to be naked together watching porn....there is a reason that would scare people....that's weird.

njchopper87 · 05-04-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I'm going to get in trouble with the home office for this, but here are a few of my personal favorites:

1. Open the door with a 12 Ga. in your hands, and yell, PULL!

2. Who? Jesus? Never heard of him, is he Republican?

3. Hi! Thank God you're here! My daughter just shoved a crucifix in her moo moo, and called me a cocksucker. Do you guys do exorcisms?

JC

Top of line stuff right there, but I was expecting something along the lines of "I am he, I am your savior." Only put in a way that's actually funny since my sense of humor isn't quite up to par with yours.

fasternyou929 · 05-04-2009, 02:46 PM

Weird, I don't think I know anybody in person that makes a habit of opening the door naked. But it seems everyone on the internet does it.

HurricaneHeather · 05-04-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Weird, I don't think I know anybody in person that makes a habit of opening the door naked. But it seems everyone on the internet does it.

Tsunami · 05-04-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Weird, I don't think I know anybody in person that makes a habit of opening the door naked. But it seems everyone on the internet does it.

True

I dont open the door for people i dont' know or expecting, let alone open the door naked!

azoomm · 05-04-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Weird, I don't think I know anybody in person that makes a habit of opening the door naked. But it seems everyone on the internet does it.

My mother did it once. It's the ONLY reason I'll ever believe it when someone else posts it - if just because my mother is an extreme prude. She was a nun, after all...

Trip · 05-04-2009, 03:36 PM

I can back up this idea of people answering the door naked, it definitely happens and sometimes when it does, it is glorious.

Evadd · 05-04-2009, 03:38 PM

how come it's only the dudes that answer the door nekkid? if Tsunami or any of the other hotties threatened to do that, i'd be first at their door with a white short sleeve button-down shirt.

Tsunami · 05-04-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Evadd

how come it's only the dudes that answer the door nekkid? if Tsunami or any of the other hotties threatened to do that, i'd be first at their door with a white short sleeve button-down shirt.

Don't forget your bicycle and name tag.

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Evadd formerly known as tdah Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area, CA Moto: 06 R1, 01 600R Posts: 110	how come it's only the dudes that answer the door nekkid? if Tsunami or any of the other hotties threatened to do that, i'd be first at their door with a white short sleeve button-down shirt.