New Android Version for Nexus One may change my mind about "Jumping Ship" - Page 4

derf · 05-22-2010, 12:05 AM

I found the future plan from google for android updates

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With Froyo, Google's latest dessert-themed update to its Android mobile OS, they added even more features users were clamoring for, like wireless syncing and hotspot support. But what about future updates? We think we've got it figured out.

Android 2.3 (Gingerbread)
Release Date: Fall 2011
Features:
-WebM video playback support
-Full UI refresh
-Bluetooth voice commands
-Broader video codec support

Android 2.4 (Häagen-Dazs)
Release Date: Summer 2012
Features:
-Auto-tuned voice calls
-Built-in Twitter client automatically follows Drunk Hulk
-Fart ringtones standard
-Runs iPhone apps

Android 2.5 (Ice Cream)
Release Date: Winter 2013
Features:
-Automatic privacy screen when browsing pornography
-Valid form of ID in continental US and parts of EU
-Native CueCat support
-Calls your mother on her birthday

Android 2.6 (Jellybean)
Release Date: Spring 2014
Features:
-Phone numbers replaced by targeted ads
-Automatically screens calls based on other party's attractiveness
-Emits powerful Nordic pheromones
-Vibration mode causes spontaneous conception

Android 2.7 (Krispy Kreme)
Release Date: Summer/Fall 2015
Features:
-Charges via self-righteousness from not owning an iPhone
-Speaker automatically blasts Sade when in vicinity of love-making
-Transforms into an actual android
-Divides by zero

Android 3.0 (Lollipops)
Release Date: Spring/Summer 2016
Feature:
-BLOW JOBS

Dave · 05-22-2010, 12:10 AM

bring on the lolipops

Amber Lamps · 05-22-2010, 08:42 AM

I would pay for that update!

azoomm · 05-23-2010, 09:17 AM

http://techcrunch.com/2010/05/22/and...oyo-nexus-one/

Woo!

derf · 05-23-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

http://techcrunch.com/2010/05/22/and...oyo-nexus-one/

Woo!

Did you get the 2.2 push yet?

Amber Lamps · 05-23-2010, 12:13 PM

not yet...what say you now Trip?

Trip · 05-23-2010, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

not yet...what say you now Trip?

Google announced 2nd half of this year. Apparently they are the good kind of liars.

Rangerscott · 05-23-2010, 03:12 PM

Is the Droid still getting love?

Amber Lamps · 05-23-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Is the Droid still getting love?

Don't know...I'm betting they are going by the serial number so mine will be a while since I just had it replaced by HTC a couple days ago....

It's kind of funny because I was pissed that that my blue tooth wouldn't work correctly with my headset, GPS or car stereo....apparently this update or the next addresses that. Oh well, thanks HTC customer service!

EpyonXero · 05-23-2010, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Is the Droid still getting love?

I dont think its gone out to the Droid yet but Google said the Droid and the Nexus One would be the first phones to get it so it might be coming soon.

For the lucky people who have 2.2 and Flash installed, instructions for how to get Hulu to work on your phone:
http://phandroid.com/2010/05/23/want...-your-android/

05-22-2010, 12:10 AM	#2
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azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	http://techcrunch.com/2010/05/22/and...oyo-nexus-one/ Woo!

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Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	not yet...what say you now Trip?

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