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Old 05-11-2011, 08:19 PM   #1
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Anyone who willingly downloaded Expendables in the first place is just begging for severe, harsh punishment.
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:26 PM   #2
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Anyone who willingly downloaded Expendables in the first place is just begging for severe, harsh punishment.
I went to the theater to watch it, fucking horrible. Good thing I had a bottle of Bourbon in my woman's purse.
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:37 PM   #3
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Glad I've stayed away from torrents and my internet is locked up tight.
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:25 AM   #4
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I went to the theater to watch it, fucking horrible. Good thing I had a bottle of Bourbon in my woman's purse.
I walked out.
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:21 AM   #5
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I went to the theater to watch it, fucking horrible. Good thing I had a bottle of Bourbon in my woman's purse.
You carry a woman's purse?
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:29 AM   #6
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You carry a woman's purse?
Gotta keep the bourbon somewhere... Why not next to the tampons.
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:43 AM   #7
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Bourbon soaked tampons...now that's a conversation starter.
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Old 05-12-2011, 10:49 AM   #8
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You carry a woman's purse?
Yes, I have a woman that carries it for me as well. It's there just to disguise my Bourbon with feminine hygiene products and other woman garbage.
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