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Old 12-24-2010, 07:22 PM   #51
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And for good measure here are 2 other chicks my dick wont ever be in


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Old 12-24-2010, 08:12 PM   #52
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Yeah, but not by choice.
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:36 PM   #53
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Yeah, but not by choice.
No shit! I'm guessing that we could add about a few billion more names to that list...I mean just look at this guy.





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Old 12-25-2010, 02:54 AM   #54
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Old 12-26-2010, 03:49 PM   #55
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Old 12-26-2010, 04:10 PM   #56
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I'm too good for her. I would not fuck her. Our relationship is going great thanks for asking. This time I've found the one, who cares if we're engaged and have only known each other three days. No really, I can handle myself, I just take a shit with my gun to be 100% safe...

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Old 12-26-2010, 04:57 PM   #57
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Is some dude gonna actually ride that pink bike around the track? You have to be kidding...

And her ass looks as if she puts a fuckin beer bottle up it. Nasty.
Right, because any of them have ANY choice in the color scheme or looks of the bike or team? And, what the hell... of COURSE any serious racer would ride it - it's a MotoGP team that pays it's riders a metric shit-ton to ride a motorcycle.

Fuck an A. You guys bitch about racing having the life sucked out of it, then bitch when someone creates a team and starts throwing money at the sport.

I didn't care for her, and I certainly don't agree with most of her life choices. But, damn I'm REALLY happy she's signing checks to keep wheels racing.
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Old 12-26-2010, 05:00 PM   #58
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I'm too good for her. I would not fuck her. Our relationship is going great thanks for asking. This time I've found the one, who cares if we're engaged and have only known each other three days. No really, I can handle myself, I just take a shit with my gun to be 100% safe...

The many lies of Twowheelfix...
Hey don't forget, women just need to be treated with love and sensitivity...: lol:
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Right, because any of them have ANY choice in the color scheme or looks of the bike or team? And, what the hell... of COURSE any serious racer would ride it - it's a MotoGP team that pays it's riders a metric shit-ton to ride a motorcycle.

Fuck an A. You guys bitch about racing having the life sucked out of it, then bitch when someone creates a team and starts throwing money at the sport.

I didn't care for her, and I certainly don't agree with most of her life choices. But, damn I'm REALLY happy she's signing checks to keep wheels racing.
Exactly! Back when I was a kid, I would have taken money from the devil himself to be on ANY race team, much less a MotoGp team!!!
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Old 12-26-2010, 05:04 PM   #60
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Right, because any of them have ANY choice in the color scheme or looks of the bike or team? And, what the hell... of COURSE any serious racer would ride it - it's a MotoGP team that pays it's riders a metric shit-ton to ride a motorcycle.

Fuck an A. You guys bitch about racing having the life sucked out of it, then bitch when someone creates a team and starts throwing money at the sport.

I didn't care for her, and I certainly don't agree with most of her life choices. But, damn I'm REALLY happy she's signing checks to keep wheels racing.
Me too. Id ride a bike with dildos painted on the sides if I was getting paid for it
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