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Old 01-28-2011, 06:21 PM   #10
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Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks.
I noticed that. The only reason I didn't say anything in all time I spent at your place, is that you never once ran out of bacon.

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So, why is it in your fridge?
Mrs. askmrjesus was at a work function with food attached. Her boss was shitting brick shaped kittens, because it had sat unopened and (OMG!) out of the fridge for an entire hour...She rescued it from the Lysol influenced paranoia that seems to pervade American thinking these days. Fucking idiots running around with little spray bottles, trying to sanitize the whole damn planet.

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First people start paying for WATER - now their paying for AIR?!

Get the fuck off my lawn!
I know, right? WTF?

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