Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[Dave]

Never happened anyway. when saturday rolled around she chickened out. too bad really, she was an intelligent girl with a bright career ahead of her and damn good looking. Would have been amazing to fuck her brains out while looking into those heterochromatic eyes of hers.

Meanwhile...Im in the opening talks on POF with a cute little brunette. slightly older than me and appears to be completely cracked in the head. Funny though. could have promise

And some beaten sack of potato faced whore starts (poorly) propositioning me for sex today with the super romantic line "what are you looking for here?" then got mad when I replied "Pancakes"