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Old 10-29-2010, 07:57 AM   #1
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Florida still has the death penalty; I hope it is used in this case.

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A mother in Jacksonville, Florida, has pleaded guilty to shaking her [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]baby[/COLOR] to death after it wouldn’t stop crying, and interrupted her game of Farmville.
According to Kotaku, Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested in January for the death of her 3-month-old baby, Dylan Lee Edmondson. Tobias pleaded guilty today to second-degree murder, which is punishable by a sentence of life in prison. Tobias’ lawyer believes that she will get 25-50 years. Her sentence will be given in December.
Tobias said that she shook the baby because his crying was interrupting her Farmville game. Tobias said that the baby may have hit his head on the computer while she was shaking him.

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Old 10-29-2010, 08:03 AM   #2
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Shit... I need her as a neighbor ASAP!
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Old 10-29-2010, 08:19 AM   #3
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Shit... I need her as a neighbor ASAP!

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Old 10-29-2010, 08:41 AM   #4
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I shouldn't read these story's...

Makes me want to slap a bitch... with a baseball bat.
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Old 10-29-2010, 09:19 AM   #5
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Nothing is harsh enough for that bitch
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Old 10-29-2010, 11:09 AM   #6
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She should have completed her societal duty and commited suicide.
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Old 10-29-2010, 11:23 AM   #7
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She should have completed her societal duty and commited suicide.
She wanted to but she was too busy harvesting her crops.
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Old 10-29-2010, 12:01 PM   #8
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She wanted to but she was too busy harvesting her crops.
Why must we punish our productive members of society???
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Old 10-29-2010, 12:11 PM   #9
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She should have completed her societal duty and commited suicide.
Agreed.

And if she wasn't up to the task, society should aid the process.....Louisville slugger....home run swing to her head....problem solved. PERMANENTLY.

What the FUCK is wrong with people?!

Shake your own baby to death over a interupting you while you play a fucking stupid application on a miserable social networking site?

Seriously?!

And now society is gonna pay for her clothes, food, housing, guards, medical care and every other goddamn thing for the next 25 years. Just fucking whack her now and be done with it.
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Old 10-29-2010, 12:22 PM   #10
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I have a solution for Brock Lesnar AND society.

Shoot Lesnar up with gallons of roids, shove a kilo of coke up his ass, give him spiked brass knuckles and put him in a cage with people like this... 5 at a time, until everyone's dead. No need for real MMA skills and it's PPV GOLD.
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