help with tranny

AquaPython · 05-05-2009, 10:24 AM

NO NOT TRANSMISSION, REAL FUCKIN TRANSSEXUAL!!!!

yesterday im punching out and a coworker says 'hey man i think there is a woman in the men's room. i saw high heels in the stall'
he is all laughing and shit.

so i made a pit-stop on my way out.

one stall is closed. two MASSIVE black shaved calves with a 3' spread descend from the bottom of the door. they are neatly packed into what looks like boat shoes / loafers from the front. It makes no sound like a stealthy hippopotamus ninja as i piss and listen. perhaps it was frightened by me or the loud and short statured janitor that walked in right after...
as i walk over to the sink to wash off pig-flu, i see the back of the shoes had 5" long heels, about 2" thick. presumably, the thickness is to support the massive tonnage above.
at this point i am thinking to myself, ok a few possible options here:

1) beast had the shit cramps so bad that she did not care what bathroom she went into and dropped bombs over baghdad. when you gotta go, you gotta go.
2)beast would have been scared of ridicule by her female coworkers for the unearthly horrors she would soon unleash upon the land, with the woman's room being ground zero. so the men would bare the brunt of her attack. woman and children first.
3)there are some handicapped people working here. perhaps beast is blind / near blind and just started working here. which would explain not knowing the location of the correct bathroom, not seeing the markings on the bathroom door, and of course not seeing the 4 urinals on the wall, on the treck towards the final resting place.
4) and least likely. beast is pre-op.

i leave work.
i return to work to confirm with original coworker of my findings. he assures me, "oh yea man, its a tranny! pre-op! it works night shifts".

Ninjakel · 05-05-2009, 10:28 AM

Oh how lovely

shmike · 05-05-2009, 10:42 AM

What are you asking for?

Pick up lines?

Dinner locations?

Florist recommendations?

What do you need help with?

FuryThree · 05-05-2009, 10:43 AM

I think he wants heel recommendations

Ninjakel · 05-05-2009, 10:45 AM

ask "it" where they bought their shoes

AquaPython · 05-05-2009, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmike

What are you asking for?

Pick up lines?

Dinner locations?

Florist recommendations?

What do you need help with?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_play

shmike · 05-05-2009, 11:02 AM

Word play indeed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaPython

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fail

AquaPython · 05-05-2009, 11:26 AM

i cant wait for that word to not be popular

shmike · 05-05-2009, 11:34 AM

It's kinda growing on me.

R6Chick · 05-05-2009, 02:38 PM

Just and FYI from a tall girl, the bigger the heel, the hard it is to walk.

I'd be impressed to see it walking around in 5" platforms!

05-05-2009, 10:24 AM	#1
AquaPython put it THIS way Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,185	help with tranny NO NOT TRANSMISSION, REAL FUCKIN TRANSSEXUAL!!!! yesterday im punching out and a coworker says 'hey man i think there is a woman in the men's room. i saw high heels in the stall' he is all laughing and shit. so i made a pit-stop on my way out. one stall is closed. two MASSIVE black shaved calves with a 3' spread descend from the bottom of the door. they are neatly packed into what looks like boat shoes / loafers from the front. It makes no sound like a stealthy hippopotamus ninja as i piss and listen. perhaps it was frightened by me or the loud and short statured janitor that walked in right after... as i walk over to the sink to wash off pig-flu, i see the back of the shoes had 5" long heels, about 2" thick. presumably, the thickness is to support the massive tonnage above. at this point i am thinking to myself, ok a few possible options here: 1) beast had the shit cramps so bad that she did not care what bathroom she went into and dropped bombs over baghdad. when you gotta go, you gotta go. 2)beast would have been scared of ridicule by her female coworkers for the unearthly horrors she would soon unleash upon the land, with the woman's room being ground zero. so the men would bare the brunt of her attack. woman and children first. 3)there are some handicapped people working here. perhaps beast is blind / near blind and just started working here. which would explain not knowing the location of the correct bathroom, not seeing the markings on the bathroom door, and of course not seeing the 4 urinals on the wall, on the treck towards the final resting place. 4) and least likely. beast is pre-op. i leave work. i return to work to confirm with original coworker of my findings. he assures me, "oh yea man, its a tranny! pre-op! it works night shifts".

05-05-2009, 10:28 AM	#2
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	Oh how lovely __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

05-05-2009, 10:45 AM	#5
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	ask "it" where they bought their shoes __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

05-05-2009, 10:42 AM	#3
shmike Follower Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,549	What are you asking for? Pick up lines? Dinner locations? Florist recommendations? What do you need help with?

05-05-2009, 10:43 AM	#4
FuryThree Now sans Quattro! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollywood, FL Moto: 2008 Triumph Daytona 675 Posts: 127	I think he wants heel recommendations

05-05-2009, 11:26 AM	#8
AquaPython put it THIS way Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,185	i cant wait for that word to not be popular

05-05-2009, 11:34 AM	#9
shmike Follower Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,549	It's kinda growing on me.

05-05-2009, 02:38 PM	#10
R6Chick I haven't had that in yrs Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL Moto: 2004 R6 Posts: 439	Just and FYI from a tall girl, the bigger the heel, the hard it is to walk. I'd be impressed to see it walking around in 5" platforms!