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Old 04-05-2009, 03:21 PM   #1
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Another fun night in the er last night. started out kinda busy and had some intresting cases. Also ha d adecent medical student with me so that helped, and aside from writing up one shitbag nurse all was looking good untill about 5am.

Were prety much cleaned up and I am teaching the student some stuff about ekg's when a security guyard comes in and says someones outside and they got stabbed. guy had 2 small cuts, one on his lip and one under the nose, then a friend comes in with a stab wound to the ear. All minor stuff, then the tough guy of the group who has a nice wound on his leg doesnt want to be seen says he needs some peroxide. Fine whatever my legs not cut open.

So I find out that a brawl broke out at a club down the road (thats nothing new) and the first guy had a 4500 dollar chain stolen from him. bareley talks to hospital police and wont talk to NYPD, so obviously this guys a real winner. Even told him he was an asshole fo rfirst paying 4 grand for some jewelery and second for wearing it to a club in the shittiest part of brooklyn.

Guy passed out while we were fixing his face, I told our tech we should steal his watch, it was some bling gaudy looking thing and the fool prolly paid a lot of money for that too

My student got a kick out of the good guy bad guy speech. I asked him if these guys were good guys or bad guys, he said good guys. I told him hes wrong, a good guy would have had some major nerve damage or an artery cut and had all sorts of complications. A bad guy gets some glue on his face and walks out of the hospital

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My student got a kick out of the good guy bad guy speech. I asked him if these guys were good guys or bad guys, he said good guys. I told him hes wrong, a good guy would have had some major nerve damage or an artery cut and had all sorts of complications. A bad guy gets some glue on his face and walks out of the hospital

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i thought this was gonna be about a hooker that charged $4500 for a pearl neckalce and the dude stabbed her
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sadly its not, I did have a working girl in a few weeks ago who got ghonorrhea in her throat from givin oral.

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sadly its not, i did have a working girl in a few weeks ago who got ghonorrhea in her throat from givin oral.

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sadly its not, I did have a working girl in a few weeks ago who got ghonorrhea in her throat from givin oral.

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Old 04-06-2009, 11:09 AM   #10
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just when you thought you have seen it all something else comes along. Best part is this stuff is so off the wall you cant make it up. So far at work I am up for some of the best stories, theses guys were just idiots, but the hooker with ghonorrhea and the jerk chicken story are instant classics at work.

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