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Old 01-31-2011, 11:43 AM   #21
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I've been having sex with a slammin hottie for the last 11 years. Also, after Feb 14th I will be a college graduate. Not only wiull I have a gedree, but one you payed for. Whose the smart guy nlow, fucksticlk?!
Is this an apoc/gasman hottie or...?
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Old 02-01-2011, 12:09 AM   #22
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But we've actually had sex with females.
Go away ur annoying.
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My bacon thread. You are the interloper.

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Old 02-01-2011, 12:35 AM   #24
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Go away ur annoying.
I bet you say that to all the girls...

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Old 02-01-2011, 01:13 AM   #25
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I've been having sex with a slammin hottie for the last 11 years. Also, after Feb 14th I will be a college graduate. Not only wiull I have a gedree, but one you payed for. Whose the smart guy nlow, fucksticlk?!
Well congrats on the degree..and I mean that sincerely.

Pics of girl...we'll be the judge...
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Old 02-04-2011, 07:37 PM   #26
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Find yer own girl, sissy.
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Old 02-04-2011, 08:04 PM   #27
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Don't count on it. The way this fairy eats, he's only likely to land a hippie chick, and a hippie chick needs a nerdy conservative like a fish needs a bicycle.
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:22 PM   #28
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Now I'm imagining a fish trying to ride a bicycle.
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I am so craving a Hardee's "Six Dollar Burger" right now.
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Old 02-11-2011, 04:11 PM   #30
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I am so craving a Hardee's "Six Dollar Burger" right now.
I miss them three cheese doubles at jack in the box.

Hell I miss jack..

And whataburger...
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