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Old 09-09-2010, 03:14 PM   #1
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San Francisco County Jail installs condom machines for inmates
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San Francisco County Jail has installed 16 condom machines for the 75- inmates at its San Bruno lockup, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.

The move is an extension of a safe-sex program that began in 1989 when health workers gave condoms to inmates as part of their counseling before their release, columnists Phillip Matier and Andrew Ross writes in the Chronicle.

Although sex among inmates in technically illegal, the paper notes, the sheriff's department decided to install the machines anyway.

Sheriff Michael Hennessey acknowledges that the decision "may be controversial," but says the larger health-education message is important.

The program is paid for by small grants.

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Old 09-09-2010, 03:17 PM   #2
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so now they can have water balloon fights? cause there sure aint any of these in there.
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Old 09-09-2010, 03:33 PM   #3
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Wait...what...this prison is in San Francisco?

I'm surprised....actually....no...I'm not surprised at all.
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Old 09-09-2010, 03:34 PM   #4
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First, this is San Francisco, so any sex that occurs in prison is likely to be consentual.

Also, why the hell do they need 16 machines for only 75 prisoners? In fact why even build a fricking prison for only 75 prisoners?
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Old 09-09-2010, 03:45 PM   #5
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Wait...what...this prison is in San Francisco?

I'm surprised....actually....no...I'm not surprised at all.
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First, this is San Francisco, so any sex that occurs in prison is likely to be consentual.

I would have to agree with these statements.
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Old 09-09-2010, 04:55 PM   #6
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That reminds me. Can we send some condoms in a care package to Digifox? Maybe we can get Paris Hilton to smuggle them in.
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Old 09-09-2010, 05:23 PM   #7
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That reminds me. Can we send some condoms in a care package to Digifox? Maybe we can get Paris Hilton to smuggle them in.
If Paris smuggled them in, wouldn't that defeat the purpose of protecting against an STD?
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Old 09-09-2010, 05:58 PM   #8
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if paris smuggled them in, wouldn't that defeat the purpose of protecting against an std?
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Old 09-10-2010, 08:07 AM   #9
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if Paris snuck them in he'd spend all day licking them and telling people he had her.
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Old 09-11-2010, 02:21 AM   #10
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If that story is true, then this is quite fucking retarded.
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