Ladies, how much of this is true? - Page 3

Avatard · 12-19-2009, 03:50 PM

I believe it is a control thing with women.

When badgered to put the seat down, I make sure I do. But I also close the lid. Then they still have to operate something in order to pee, but can't say shit.

Bitch fail.

HokieDNA01 · 12-19-2009, 04:39 PM

Falling in Sucks. That is all I have to say. My parents have a cool toilet that you just flick the seat and it gently lowers itself. Kinda nice actually.

Sean · 12-19-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

8. Emily Deschanel
"Even if we've only been dating a few weeks, don't introduce us as your 'lady friend' -- or that's exactly what we'll become."

Ok, this one I a) don't get and b) have gotten crap for. No I don't say "lady friend" but if she's introducing herself why do I get crap for not introducing them as my girlfriend? And what am I supposed to say if we haven't had the talk at this point?

HokieDNA01 · 12-19-2009, 05:07 PM

How bout just saying..."this is (insert name here)"? We don't always need our title announced. I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.

Kerry_129 · 12-19-2009, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.

Maybe 'cus it sounds like Vegas-ese for 'my hooker'?...

Sean · 12-20-2009, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

How bout just saying..."this is (insert name here)"? We don't always need our title announced. I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.

I've never said that either, but I don't understand why "X, this is Y" gets panties in such a wad.

HokieDNA01 · 12-20-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sean

I've never said that either, but I don't understand why "X, this is Y" gets panties in such a wad.

Wouldn't get mine in a wad.

neebelung · 12-19-2009, 05:58 PM

Yeah, most of it seems pretty on target, but...

The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet.

Trip · 12-19-2009, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by neebelung

The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet.

When you are drunk it's best to find a completely open toilet. I'm not above pissing on a closed one. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Particle Man · 12-19-2009, 07:33 PM

We've never had the toilet seat discussion in this house - we each have our own bathroom

(incidentally, I keep the lid down because I have a 2 year old and don't want her ending up drowning)

12-19-2009, 03:50 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	The toilet seat thing I believe it is a control thing with women. When badgered to put the seat down, I make sure I do. But I also close the lid. Then they still have to operate something in order to pee, but can't say shit. Bitch fail. __________________ Insert free thought here. Last edited by Avatard; 12-19-2009 at 03:52 PM..

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HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	Falling in Sucks. That is all I have to say. My parents have a cool toilet that you just flick the seat and it gently lowers itself. Kinda nice actually. __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

12-19-2009, 05:07 PM	#4
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	How bout just saying..."this is (insert name here)"? We don't always need our title announced. I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why. __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

12-19-2009, 07:33 PM	#10
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	We've never had the toilet seat discussion in this house - we each have our own bathroom (incidentally, I keep the lid down because I have a 2 year old and don't want her ending up drowning) __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-19-2009, 05:58 PM	#8
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Yeah, most of it seems pretty on target, but... The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet.