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Old 01-28-2011, 01:11 AM   #1
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I wish I could find a woman that I can settle down with and can churn my butter. So many woman lacking upper body strength.
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Old 01-28-2011, 06:55 AM   #2
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I wish I could find a woman that I can settle down with and can churn my butter. So many woman lacking upper body strength.
You should take a trip to St. Jacobs, Ontario, and find yourself a nice Mennonite girl.
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You should take a trip to St. Jacobs, Ontario, and find yourself a nice Mennonite girl.
Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.
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Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.
Yeah, but it's New York.

NEW YORK.

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Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.
When do they harvest the Mennonites?

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When do they harvest the Mennonites?

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