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Old 05-10-2011, 05:36 PM   #1
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Default driving and shaving don't mix........not the shaving you're thinking off



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Old 05-11-2011, 11:05 AM   #2
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That side of the gene pool needs some chlorine, stat.
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:12 AM   #3
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always floriduh. guaranteed. Now find her mug shot, my minions! fly!
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:13 AM   #4
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Sounds like my ex wife...
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:16 AM   #5
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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...76-504083.html
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:16 AM   #6
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good lord, the humanity.
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Old 05-11-2011, 05:41 PM   #7
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Too bad she didn't hack that puppy off and help prevent procreation...
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Old 05-11-2011, 06:10 PM   #8
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so her ex husband is steering while she is going to visit her boyfriend and she is shaving so she can be ready for the visit...................good stuff.
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Old 05-11-2011, 06:20 PM   #9
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What newspaper is that from?
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:31 AM   #10
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What newspaper is that from?
The Springer Gazette

The comics are by Dr Phil.
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