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Old 03-25-2012, 11:03 AM   #1
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Default dude kicked out of beauty pageant.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...a-pageant.html

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Old 03-25-2012, 11:36 AM   #2
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Not born female. No competing. Seems simple, right?

How did this person get this far in the competition?
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Old 03-25-2012, 12:47 PM   #3
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Dude looks like a lady...

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Old 03-25-2012, 03:54 PM   #4
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Dude looks like a lady...

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Must say... should I feel kinda gay? IDK...
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Old 03-25-2012, 07:56 PM   #5
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I bet it's got nasty man hands and feet.
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Old 03-25-2012, 08:20 PM   #6
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I'm officially a bad person for thinking people who get sex changes to have screws loose.

Lesbian? Dont care
Gay guy? Dont care
Bisexual? Dont care.
Undergoing surgery because you think you were born with the wrong body parts?
I think you are a little fucked up.
Shoving saline upstairs and cutting off your dick doesn't make you a women.
It makes you guy who hired a doctor to cut off you business and shove implants on your chassis so you can pretend to be something you are not.
Same goes for women who convert to "pretend dude"

If you want to live your life that way and have people call you "Mark" or "Mary"..fine. Its your money, its your life.
Don't expect me to support you when you try and have rules changed to accommodate your craziness.

I put those folks in the same category as people who have surgery to look like a cat or an alligator.
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Old 03-25-2012, 11:29 PM   #7
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You aren't kidding... WOW

Must say... should I feel kinda gay? IDK...
Same thoughts.... but....

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Old 03-26-2012, 12:29 AM   #8
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OHHHHHH CPT. MORGAN!!! This should break his self test.
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:17 AM   #9
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I'm officially a bad person for thinking people who get sex changes to have screws loose.

Lesbian? Dont care
Gay guy? Dont care
Bisexual? Dont care.
Undergoing surgery because you think you were born with the wrong body parts?
I think you are a little fucked up.
Shoving saline upstairs and cutting off your dick doesn't make you a women.
It makes you guy who hired a doctor to cut off you business and shove implants on your chassis so you can pretend to be something you are not.
Same goes for women who convert to "pretend dude"

If you want to live your life that way and have people call you "Mark" or "Mary"..fine. Its your money, its your life.
Don't expect me to support you when you try and have rules changed to accommodate your craziness.

I put those folks in the same category as people who have surgery to look like a cat or an alligator.
its like the people who want to be amputees, no surgeon will amputate a healthy limb so they have to go out and hurt themselves so it has to be taken off. Everyone thinks theyre nuts, but its perfectly OK to have your penis cut off to feel normal?????????
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Old 03-26-2012, 07:07 AM   #10
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OHHHHHH CPT. MORGAN!!! This should break his self test.
Not even close.
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