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Old 01-04-2010, 12:26 AM   #1
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And then there's this chick....the pride of Zionsville, Ind
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:42 AM   #2
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Shit dude, here you go. She's 26, 5'5'', rides a GSXR and she is from Indianapolis. Tada, now go get her!!!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member10939676.htm
damn that sounds just like this girl i taught how to shoot at dix. kinda looks like her too.
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Old 01-04-2010, 07:51 AM   #3
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I'll have to take a look at those later. I've searched the site quite a bit, just seeing what is out there. As I'm sure you've discovered, there isn't much worthwhile near this town. And while I'd be more than happy to tap into a girl that's 5'10, they usually aren't looking to hook up with a guy that's 5'7.
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:21 AM   #4
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And while I'd be more than happy to tap a girl that's 5'10, they usually aren't looking to hook up with a guy that's 5'7.
And the funny thing is, a lot of girls with that attitude are only 5'2".......Which makes no sense.
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:50 AM   #5
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And the funny thing is, a lot of girls with that attitude are only 5'2".......Which makes no sense.
I'm 6'4'' and I'm here to tell you, small girls love tall men. If I were Freud, I'd say that it was so they can feel as secure as they did when they were with their fathers who towered over them as little girls.
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:05 AM   #6
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I'm 6'4'' and I'm here to tell you, small girls love tall men. If I were Freud, I'd say that it was so they can feel as secure as they did when they were with their fathers who towered over them as little girls.
plus it makes your johnson look bigger
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:10 AM   #7
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plus it makes your johnson look bigger
"look"?... Man, when your "johnson" is as big around as the girl you're fucking's arm, well it's definitely a perspective situation.
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:48 AM   #8
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I'll have to take a look at those later. I've searched the site quite a bit, just seeing what is out there. As I'm sure you've discovered, there isn't much worthwhile near this town. And while I'd be more than happy to tap into a girl that's 5'10, they usually aren't looking to hook up with a guy that's 5'7.
Yea, it's pretty bleak out that way my brother!!! I don't know your age range either...I saw a couple 19 year olds but I figured that you were too noble and upstanding for that kind of play. (psst if I see anymore, I'll pm them to you...) Hell, there was an 18 year old that was listed as looking from 25-41 and mentioned in her profile that she was tired of boys and was looking for a man! Hahahahaha!!! Like I said, the likelihood of you finding someone worthwhile is slim but I did meet a decent looking girl (Lil' Miss N.C. when she was 9) on PoF back when I first moved here. She's pretty cool and we're still friends. I'll keep looking...
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I did meet a decent looking girl (Lil' Miss N.C. when she was 9) on PoF
How old were you? 35?


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here's one now... every pick she has her tongue hanging out waiting for your seed!!!! Just don't get it in her eyes...

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=15984110
Fuck that! Her arms are bigger than Arnolds. She is an iceberg*.

*Iceberg - (def) When what you see is only 1% of what's hiding below the surface.
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:42 PM   #10
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How old were you? 35?




Fuck that! Her arms are bigger than Arnolds. She is an iceberg*.

*Iceberg - (def) When what you see is only 1% of what's hiding below the surface.
Hardy, har, har!!! Anyway, her Mom was one of those freaks that dragged their daughters to beauty pageants every weekend. She was a bit messed up in the head to say the least...
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