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Old 01-18-2012, 07:35 AM   #11
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Nobody is forcing him to release anything. He is free to do as little as he needs in order to land the nomination.

Unfortunately that won't be much, considering people's solitary focus on nominating someone "who can beat Obama" rather than someone with real ideas.
Im not even sure if thats one of the GOPs criteria.
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Old 01-18-2012, 09:51 AM   #12
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Accountable for the shit he's spewing on the campaign trail. His standard GOP talking points are just rehashed Reagonomics. "Give the Corporations (they're people, my friends) what they want'', and we'll all be happy.

Ninja Mormon please.

His Kung Fu is weak. Partly because Ninjas are Japanese and Kung Fu comes from China, but mostly because the idea that unfettered business is the key to prosperity for what used to be the "middle class'', is complete and utter bullshit.

There are certainly things that still roll down hill. Shit, crumbs, fat girls, and blame. I like fat girls. Until they roll down a hill, covered in shit and crumbs, and then blame me for building the hill. That's Mitt,( in a slightly hard to sleep tonight due to disturbing metaphors kind of way) nutshell.

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Old 01-18-2012, 10:12 AM   #13
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I want to see his long form birth certificate.


.... and his dog's license.
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:49 AM   #14
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I want to see all of his marriage licenses.
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Old 01-18-2012, 11:20 AM   #15
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I want to see all of his marriage licenses.
Good point. He might have married furriners.
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Old 01-18-2012, 11:44 AM   #16
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I want to see the tax returns of the people who prepared his birth certificate and marriage license.
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Old 01-18-2012, 02:21 PM   #17
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I want to see the tax returns of the people who prepared his birth certificate and marriage licenses.
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Old 01-18-2012, 02:56 PM   #18
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I want him to prove hes not a secret Mormon.
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Old 01-18-2012, 03:48 PM   #19
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I thought he WAS a Mormon.

I want him to prove he's not a FLDS though.
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Old 01-18-2012, 05:38 PM   #20
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Can't remember ever seeing him with any sister-wives. Just a dog on the car roof, which is why I want to see his license.
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