The 1109 dirty words you can't text in Pakistan

askmrjesus · 12-01-2011, 07:53 AM

Is it just me, or does number 1025 sound like the name of a UK game show?

"Good morning, and welcome to Tit Bit Nipply!"

#127 I totally agree with.

JC

The list:

https://docs.google.com/a/gawker.com...hl=en_GB&pli=1

The story (which got the number wrong):

http://gawker.com/5861306/pakistan-b...-monkey-crotch

Corey · 12-01-2011, 08:24 AM

Right off the bat I can't help but wonder what "Anal Annie" is, but it's important enough to be listed twice. Is this some kind of Pakistani sex move?

AquaPython · 12-01-2011, 09:01 AM

Dahmer? they found his crime so heinous...

Dome?

G Unit? probably agree, 50 sucks.

Glazed Donut? Let's go to war, oh we are? nvm.

Hobo? they can't help it

KMart? ha

Master Blaster? a true enemy of Mad Max.

Gas Man · 12-01-2011, 10:05 AM

Why?

askmrjesus · 12-01-2011, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man

Why?

For the children, of course.

JC

askmrjesus · 12-01-2011, 10:43 AM

1. Anal Annie

N. an anal annie is someone who is always in a bad mood, a party pooper, an asshole, a dick. someone who ruins the fun or is just generally a pain in the ass to be around.

that chick at the cash register was a real anal annie.

2. A 1984 porn flick, starring Nina Hartly

Conclusion:

Nina Hartly is Satan's glazed doughnut.

JC

Corey · 12-01-2011, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

1. Anal Annie

N. an anal annie is someone who is always in a bad mood, a party pooper, an asshole, a dick. someone who ruins the fun or is just generally a pain in the ass to be around.

that chick at the cash register was a real anal annie.

2. A 1984 porn flick, starring Nina Hartly

Conclusion:

Nina Hartly is Satan's glazed doughnut.

JC

I've never heard of either. I've got some research to do. I hope Walmart still has all that bulk tissue for sale.

Particle Man · 12-03-2011, 08:49 AM

Too bad George Carlin isn't still around to see this. He'd have a FIELD DAY.

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askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	The 1109 dirty words you can't text in Pakistan Is it just me, or does number 1025 sound like the name of a UK game show? "Good morning, and welcome to Tit Bit Nipply!" #127 I totally agree with. JC The list: https://docs.google.com/a/gawker.com...hl=en_GB&pli=1 The story (which got the number wrong): http://gawker.com/5861306/pakistan-b...-monkey-crotch __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

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